{"id":36723,"date":"2013-07-20T08:41:29","date_gmt":"2013-07-20T12:41:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=36723"},"modified":"2013-08-12T23:15:57","modified_gmt":"2013-08-13T03:15:57","slug":"wittgenfelds-happy-dance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=36723","title":{"rendered":"Wittgenfeld&#8217;s happy dance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=36724\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-36724\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Dallas-Wittgenfeld-childish-fuck-251x300.gif\" alt=\"Dallas Wittgenfeld childish fuck\" width=\"251\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-36724\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Dallas-Wittgenfeld-childish-fuck-251x300.gif 251w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Dallas-Wittgenfeld-childish-fuck-279x333.gif 279w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 251px) 100vw, 251px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I know we haven&#8217;t talked about Dumbass Dallas Wittgenfeld in months, but somehow he&#8217;s aligned himself with Paul Wickre (I wonder how those retards find each other) and he thinks that somehow because we successfully beat back another challenge to our First Amendment rights, it means that we&#8217;re beaten. He thinks that because we asked for donations (only the second time in our nearly seven year history) that we&#8217;re in dire straits. This is the caption to the picture he posted above;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>New fund raiser tee shirts are how the Stolen Valor Vultures plan to fund their new Rackspace $499.oo a month server ISP.  Rackspace is infamous as to the &#8220;ONE DAY LATE&#8221;  on the payment and your bookselling server is TOAST immediately&#8230;. no suck, suck, suck&#8230;.only  BYE  BYE&#8230;!<\/p>\n<p>This is my rendition of a fundraising tee shirt I would like to purchase from the T.A.H. cartoon characters. .  I&#8217;d pay $25.oo for this Heckle (Seavey) &#038; Jeckle (Lilyea) omen-shirt to their futures.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Well, Dallas, your dreams have come true. Frankie, the fellow whose photo you stole and claimed it as your own, is making those t-shirts and we&#8217;ve accepted your offer &#8211; you can send us the $499 that you think we pay monthly for internet access and we&#8217;ll send you the T-shirt. My lawyer told me that your little caption constitutes a contract, so sending us the price of the T-shirt is not an option for you. I&#8217;ll be watching my mailbox.<\/p>\n<p>You stolen valor shitbirds, and their enablers need to understand that we aren&#8217;t going away. Your empty threats are like water off a duck&#8217;s back. The only way to get us off your pale, pimpled asses is to not be a liar in the first place.<\/p>\n<p>I read JAGC&#8217;s comment yesterday and agree with it all, but he forgot to say &#8220;like everyone else&#8221;. The cowards send their friends and family to the blog to defend their illegal and immoral behavior. You can scroll through nearly every stolen valor post and see where someone&#8217;s wife\/girlfriend\/sockpuppet comes to call us liars and to attack us on totally irrelevant bullshit rather than deal with the liar himself. It&#8217;s a typical reaction to discovering a sociopath in their midst. Wickre *wants* to know a SEAL, even if he&#8217;s a phony SEAL. It makes him feel like a bigger deal, especially since Wickre has never accomplished anything worthwhile in his life, other than accumulating a number of arrests in the State of Maryland.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know we haven&#8217;t talked about Dumbass Dallas Wittgenfeld in months, but somehow he&#8217;s aligned himself &hellip; <a title=\"Wittgenfeld&#8217;s happy dance\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=36723\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Wittgenfeld&#8217;s happy dance<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,155],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers","category-shitbags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36723","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36723"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36723\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}