So, the Stolen Valor Tournament quest for the Fecal Four will continue tomorrow. Yes, it should have been done today, but I was busy playing 14 hours of the boringest XBox 350 game in history yestereday (Port Royale 3). Which is awesome, because I love boring ass Sim type games. (Yes, really. Let’s me play and watch Psych marathons.) Now, I could do it today, but I an t-minus 2:45:00 from teeing off at Riverside Golf Course in scenic and lovely Indianapolis.<\/p>\n
None the less, as recompense, I give you this….<\/p>\n
So, two Truthers are walking along the street and BAM! A bus comes along and hits one of them. An ambulance shows up and starts transporting him to the hospital. He\u2019s in the back, fading fast. He can see everything getting dark, then a bright light in the distance, as if at the end of a tunnel. He moves towards the light, and finds himself standing before the presence of God. Backing in the glory of the Creator, he realizes he can finally start getting some answers.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh Heavenly Father,\u201d he begins, \u201cnow that I am in your presence, I can ask you\u2026.who was really behind 9-11? Was it an Israeli False Flag op? Was it Bush, Cheney? Was it the CIA? Tell me, who?\u201d<\/p>\n
God looks down at him and says \u201cIt was Al Qaeda, the whole thing was planned by Bin Ladin.\u201d<\/p>\n
All of a sudden BUZZZZZZZ \u2013 he gets hit with the defibrillators and yanked back into the world of the living.<\/p>\n
His buddy comes to see him in the hospital, asks him how he\u2019s doing while he\u2019s in recovery. He grabs him and pulls him down closer so he can whisper in his ear.<\/p>\n
\u201cThis thing goes higher than we thought!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"