{"id":36542,"date":"2013-07-09T06:51:15","date_gmt":"2013-07-09T10:51:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=36542"},"modified":"2013-07-09T06:51:15","modified_gmt":"2013-07-09T10:51:15","slug":"stolen-valor-tournament-unsweet-sixteen-day-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=36542","title":{"rendered":"Stolen Valor Tournament unSweet Sixteen Day One"},"content":{"rendered":"

OK, here we go. You will be able to vote today, tomorrow and Thursday. On Friday I will have a special video from a sockpuppet announcing the Excremental Eight. Each day I will post it anew, although without all the bios. If you know everyone already, just keep scrolling to the bottom. Don’t forget to hit the submit button.<\/p>\n

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NORTH REGIONAL:<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Tina-Kersten\"<\/a>\"Giduck\"<\/a><\/p>\n

1) Tina \u201cLightfoot on a heavy horse\u201d Kersten<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Hero doesn\u2019t even begin to describe Tina\u2019s war story:<\/p>\n

\u201cTina was just returning from the front lines of the \u201cDesert Storm\u201d assault on Kuwait when the Iraqi missile struck. She and her commanding officer, Captain Richard Walker, had just parked about 60 feet from the front door of the ill-fated building and exited the vehicle when they heard a whistling sound. The missile crashed into the roof and exploded, demolishing the building and knocking them both to the ground. To Tina\u2019s horror, she saw that Captain Walker had been cut in two by flying shrapnel; he died in her arms. Tina herself had been wounded, but she rushed into the ruined building three times to help wounded survivors escape before she lost consciousness and was Medevaced away from the carnage.\u201d <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Alas, it was all shit. There was no Captain Richard Walker killed in the rocket attack. Contra her story, Lighthorse Henry Lee here was a food service specialist, which should partially explain her girth. As should surprise no one, this chick has a hella-long arrest record<\/a>.<\/p>\n

4) John \u201cAttorney\u2019s fees\u201d Giduck<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0Everyone should know Giduck by now. He\u2019s a special kinda stupid. I\u2019m still pretty pissed that he never sued us, because this law degree ain\u2019t paid a damn red cent so far, and I do love me some easy money. However, I do have to thank him for giving me one of my favorite court opinions of all time:<\/p>\n

The statements by Defendant Warrington that Plaintiff Giduck was a liar, fraud, scammer and imposter because he misrepresented his credentials are not actionable. Opining that someone is a liar, a fraud or was untruthful about his or her background, is, perhaps unfortunately, a common implement in American discourse. \u2026Defendant Niblett\u2019s statement that Plaintiff Giduck is a \u201cpiece of shit\u201d or, a \u201cfool,\u201d a \u201cfraud,\u201d a \u201cposer civilian,\u201d and a \u201cclown\u201d<\/strong> are patently Niblett\u2019s opinion and are not actionable. If every statement along these lines formed the basis for a libel or slander case, the courts of this country would be entirely devoted to the litigation of defamation claims.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Also Giduck, you will never pull off Shipley hair, so you should give up and go with the Sinead O\u2019Connor look.<\/p>\n

\"Bustamente\"<\/a>\"Romeo-martinez\"<\/a><\/p>\n

6) Albert \u201cMarine Special Forces Recon\u201d Bustamente<\/a><\/strong>
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Watch our buddy Jaie Avila bust this Grade A assclown:<\/p>\n