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Mike sends us this link to a dating profile<\/a>, I guess, of this buttnugget who thinks he’s a 24-year-old Army Captain. Of course, he also thinks that he’s of an “average body type”. It might be average in Grand Forks, North Dakota, but around the rest of the country it’s known as obese. But I do like the jaunty angle at which he wears his beret, though. It’s so Monica-esque.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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