{"id":36453,"date":"2013-06-30T10:10:48","date_gmt":"2013-06-30T14:10:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=36453"},"modified":"2013-06-30T10:45:33","modified_gmt":"2013-06-30T14:45:33","slug":"looks-legit-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=36453","title":{"rendered":"Looks legit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=36454\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-36454\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Army-Captain-phony-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"Army Captain phony\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-36454\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Army-Captain-phony-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Army-Captain-phony-249x333.jpg 249w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Army-Captain-phony.jpg 405w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Mike sends us this link to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pof.com\/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=38939378\">a dating profile<\/a>, I guess, of this buttnugget who thinks he&#8217;s a 24-year-old Army Captain. Of course, he also thinks that he&#8217;s of an &#8220;average body type&#8221;. It might be average in Grand Forks, North Dakota, but around the rest of the country it&#8217;s known as obese. But I do like the jaunty angle at which he wears his beret, though. It&#8217;s so Monica-esque.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mike sends us this link to a dating profile, I guess, of this buttnugget who thinks &hellip; <a title=\"Looks legit\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=36453\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Looks legit<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36453"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36453\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}