{"id":36395,"date":"2013-06-25T12:19:24","date_gmt":"2013-06-25T16:19:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=36395"},"modified":"2013-06-25T12:19:24","modified_gmt":"2013-06-25T16:19:24","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-108","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=36395","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

Blame whitey<\/a> <\/p>\n

Journotraitor? <\/a> <\/p>\n

Packed with hollow-pork goodness<\/a> <\/p>\n

Shoot the messenger? Maybe. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Ends justify the means <\/a> <\/p>\n

Just like Bush <\/a> <\/p>\n

So basically, you should work in a shithole for more money per hour? <\/a> <\/p>\n

You say “mock” like it’s a bad thing.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Like a fart in a spacesuit.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Say Woz? <\/a> <\/p>\n

You won’t frickin’ believe this one…seriously. Click this link.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Get to work, commie. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Honorless snot <\/a> <\/p>\n

Next up, finding Jimmy Buffett’s lost salt shaker. <\/a> <\/p>\n

But he’s NOT a traitor, y’all.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Even John Effin’ Kerry knows better.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Cyber hacking cars as an assassination tool? <\/a> <\/p>\n

I actually agree with this one…why are flags at half-staff for James Gandolfini?<\/a> <\/p>\n

Enough to piss off the pope. <\/a> <\/p>\n

The political class. Welcome to the party, idiots. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Only Nixon could go to China. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Fear the Tea. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Wait until you hit the Ronulans. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Capt. Nutjob is back on DU again. This time it’s about killing the planet.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Uncle Joe is making shit up again.<\/a> <\/p>\n

It’s a quagmire…giggity-giggty. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Foil hats stapled on and active.<\/a> <\/p>\n

In other news, water is wet and the Village People are gay. <\/a> <\/p>\n

DUmbasses are predicting an international incident…will preemptively blame Bush.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Moral of the story: don’t hire your drunk-ass redneck brother for shit.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Because they just kill them versus trying to rehabilitate them?<\/a> <\/p>\n

Holy low expectations, Batman. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Oh, well since you insist. <\/a> <\/p>\n

“Call me maybe…” <\/a> <\/p>\n

DUmbasses think we’re headed back to Jim Crow. DUmbasses. <\/a><\/p>\n

Well, at least you know this one is full of pork.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Ted Cruz; self-loathing bigot or self-loathing racist bigot?<\/a> <\/p>\n

Bush’s fault<\/a> <\/p>\n

Counting your pant-suit wearing chickens before they hatch. <\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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