{"id":36171,"date":"2013-06-11T14:04:01","date_gmt":"2013-06-11T18:04:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=36171"},"modified":"2013-12-03T06:44:23","modified_gmt":"2013-12-03T11:44:23","slug":"monkress-explains-how-he-told-his-dad-he-was-joining-the-us-navy-seals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=36171","title":{"rendered":"Monkress explains how he told his dad he was joining the US Navy SEALs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First, I want to back up.  Remember when this shit started and Monkress was scrubbing the internet of all US Navy SEALs references and his lawyer was stating that he never said he was?  And remember the back up logic that it was someone who misinterpreted, and it wasn&#8217;t Monkress&#8217; fault?<\/p>\n<p>Well, just watch it all.<\/p>\n<p>At 0:32 &#8220;I knew he was a Navy SEAL.&#8221;<br \/>\nat 0:36 &#8220;I knew he had spent time overseas.&#8221;<br \/>\nat 1:31 &#8220;He&#8217;s done secret stuff that we probably don&#8217;t want to know about.&#8221;<br \/>\nat 1:38 &#8220;All those things created the person that he is today.&#8221;  [Apparently she is referring to him being a lying sack of shit that earned a #1 seed in our tournament.]<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/zPe4gLyiSUk\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I want to make sweet, sweet monkey love to this video.<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nUPDATE:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Taking down what I had.  Boeing got back to me immediately, and is researching.  I feel fairly confident I will get a speedy answer.  There is no need to contact them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First, I want to back up. Remember when this shit started and Monkress was scrubbing the &hellip; <a title=\"Monkress explains how he told his dad he was joining the US Navy SEALs\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=36171\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Monkress explains how he told his dad he was joining the US Navy SEALs<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36171"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36171\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}