{"id":36147,"date":"2013-06-11T09:01:52","date_gmt":"2013-06-11T13:01:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=36147"},"modified":"2013-06-11T09:01:52","modified_gmt":"2013-06-11T13:01:52","slug":"west-regional-first-round","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=36147","title":{"rendered":"West Regional First Round"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Results from all races will be released on Friday.<\/p>\n<p>In case you&#8217;ve forgotten who to vote for here, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=35982\">you can read the bios at this link<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>First, our musical faire.  This is from Rich Stadium in Buffalo on 4 JUL 1989.  I almost lost a testicle going over this fencing so I could get front row at this show.  In my defense, I had done a lot of balloons in the parking lot, and it had been a long drive from Foxboro the day before.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/sHbna2plitg\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>And yes, I did make it to the front.  I got booted from Rich Stadium about 3 years later when I smuggled my iguana (Newt Gingrich) into the show in my shirt.  Large lizards and second hand pot smoke do not mix well.  (pro-tip for you.)<\/p>\n<p>_______________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Ladner1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36148\" alt=\"Ladner\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Ladner1.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Untitled1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36149\" alt=\"Untitled\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Untitled1.png\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>1) <b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=35414\">Shane \u201cHigh School to Panama\u201d Ladner<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>16) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33746\">Jeff \u201cHoly Moley\u201d Burtt<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Campbell2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36150\" alt=\"Campbell\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Campbell2.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/farmer1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36151\" alt=\"farmer\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/farmer1.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>8) <b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34240\">Michael \u201cShoulda stayed mute\u201d Campbe<\/a><\/b><b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34240\">ll<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p>9)<b> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33915\">Matt \u201cTim Poe\u2019s Bitch\u201d Farmer<\/a><\/b><br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Perry-hawley1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36152\" alt=\"Perry-hawley\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Perry-hawley1.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Richard-Straub2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36153\" alt=\"Richard-Straub\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Richard-Straub2.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>4) <b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33885\">Elton Perry \u201cFell in a pile of Medals\u201d Hawley<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p>13) <b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32025\">Richard \u201cRecon Assmonkey\u201d Straub<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Gerold1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36154\" alt=\"Gerold\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Gerold1.png\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Rogers1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36155\" alt=\"Rogers\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Rogers1.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>5) <b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33919\">Michael \u201cWindow PLF\u201d Gerold<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p>12) <b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32962\">Jeffrey \u201cLonestar Survival\u201d Rodgers<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Todd-Hamilton1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36157\" alt=\"Todd-Hamilton\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Todd-Hamilton1.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/James-Burch1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36158\" alt=\"James-Burch\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/James-Burch1.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>3) <b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32985\">Todd Michael \u201cTriple Stack Hack\u201d Hamilton<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p>14) <b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34632\">James Burch<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Matt-Buckingham1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36159\" alt=\"Matt-Buckingham\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Matt-Buckingham1.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/carroll-bryant1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36160\" alt=\"carroll-bryant\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/carroll-bryant1.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>6) <b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34114\">Matt Buckingham \u201csomeone\u2019s a little cranky\u201d Tyler Matthews<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p>11) <b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33557\">Carroll \u201cBeen Erased\u201d Bryant<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/buono1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36161\" alt=\"buono\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/buono1.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Terry-Farmer1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36162\" alt=\"Terry Farmer\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Terry-Farmer1.jpg\" width=\"226\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>7) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31703\">Douglas Arthur \u201cAirborne F-350\u201d Buono<\/a><\/p>\n<p>10) <b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33377\">Terry Lee \u201cDecapitational\u201d Farmer<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Danny-Crane1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36163\" alt=\"Danny-Crane\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Danny-Crane1.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Jason-miller1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36164\" alt=\"Jason miller\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Jason-miller1.jpg\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>2) <b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30961\">Danny Russell \u201cDr. Frasier\u201d Crane<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p>15) <b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33339\">Jason \u201cGiant Grape\u201d Miller<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p>Vote my minions, vote!<\/p>\n<div id=\"surveyMonkeyInfo\">\n<div><script src=\"https:\/\/www.surveymonkey.com\/jsEmbed.aspx?sm=bYENDd4x036ld4jtteV6lw_3d_3d\"> <\/script><\/div>\n<p>Create your free online surveys with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.surveymonkey.com\/\">SurveyMonkey<\/a> , the world&#8217;s leading questionnaire tool.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Results from all races will be released on Friday. 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