{"id":36077,"date":"2013-06-07T08:40:27","date_gmt":"2013-06-07T12:40:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=36077"},"modified":"2013-12-02T13:57:51","modified_gmt":"2013-12-02T18:57:51","slug":"monkress-minions-back-at-it-and-still-as-bright-as-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=36077","title":{"rendered":"Monkress’ Minions back at it, and still as bright as ever"},"content":{"rendered":"

So, the Monkress thing blew up again last night.<\/p>\n

I’ll get to it in a minute, but I actually doubt this is Paul Wickre. It may very well be, but since whoever it is is CLAIMING to be Paul Wickre, I suddenly get suspicious.<\/p>\n

Anyway, some comments from this clown last night to set up the punchline:<\/p>\n

God of the Old Testament Says<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Keep talking , keep posting, keep it up.<\/p>\n

More data is good! TSO in Indiana, Weir in AL, Jonn in Mineral poor county\u2026.<\/p>\n

Keep on posting!<\/p>\n

TSO; Gotcha Baby!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Then “Psul Wickre”:<\/p>\n

11:23a LAFAYE IN 765-409-5646 M2AM M2AM 8<\/p>\n

Wow<\/p>\n

Another hit on TSO MArk SEAVEY<\/p>\n

RIGHT AT THE HERAT OF LAFAEYETTE INDIANA.<\/p>\n

MONILE OMNIPOINT RIGHT ON ROUTE #65<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Anyway, he then goes on with various legal threats etc. It’s all pretty standard asshattery. No one here has committed any crimes (at least on here) and no police would come after you. He’s trying to troll, that’s it. Frankly it cracks me up.<\/p>\n

But here’s the thing, I got an email this morning from Laughing Wolf who is currently in Normandy:<\/p>\n

My phone went off just a bit past 0500 Normandy time today. By the time I got to it, it had gone to voicemail. Voicemail consisted of a male screaming ‘TSO I gotcha baby, I GOTCHA!’ and some unhinged laughter.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Now this actually fits with the shit above, because LW lived (note the past tense) in Lafayette. I don’t. In fact, I’ve only driven through it twice, and only stopped once. Added to that, I’ve never hid my name, my email address, my phone number or my address. So I don’t even know what “Gotcha!” means. If you want to call me, just email and I will toss the number up. The only Indiana phone I have is at work, and you can just call my office and get me. I don’t even look at the number, I just answer the phone. My cell number is a 202 area code. I almost never answer that one, but not to avoid calls, it’s just that it is generally dead, as it is right now.<\/p>\n

If you want to talk to me, just email at seaveyattorney[at]gmail[dot]com and talk to me. Or just email and ask for my number. 9 times out of 10 I will give it out. Or, again, just call me at the office. I get paid to be here, might as well talk to someone.<\/p>\n

And yes, having “attorney” in my email seems pretentious. Homestly I just put it in there so I would remember what the damn email address was, and why I was using it. I hate having numerous emails, so I have that one for legal stuff, and my work one for work stuff.<\/p>\n

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Wickre is the guy with his creepy arm around dude, in back left.<\/p>\n

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