{"id":36021,"date":"2013-06-05T12:19:18","date_gmt":"2013-06-05T16:19:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=36021"},"modified":"2013-06-05T13:01:13","modified_gmt":"2013-06-05T17:01:13","slug":"2013-stolen-valor-tournament-south-regional-bios","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=36021","title":{"rendered":"2013 Stolen Valor Tournament &#8211; South Regional Bios"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For the North Regional Bios, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=35958\">CLICK HERE<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>For the West Regional Bios, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=35982\">CLICK HERE<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>A quick note:\u00a0 as Nietsche once said, &#8220;Battle not with monsters lest ye become a monster; and if you gaze into the abyss the abyss gazes into you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>All these sad sacks of shit actually made me sad today.\u00a0 So I\u2019m telling you up front, this is perhaps the worst round of bios I ever wrote.\u00a0 My soul just feels beat up.\u00a0 It started with Crocheron and lasted all the way to the end.\u00a0 I just want to go home and mow my lawn and try to forget these people exist.\u00a0 Unfortunately, cutting grass won\u2019t even start to assuage my sadness and anger towards these people.<\/p>\n<p>So, my sincere apologies on this one.\u00a0 I have no good one-liners in here, and I\u2019m feeling a ton of hate in my heart for them right now.\u00a0 That almost never happens.\u00a0 Literally, almost never.\u00a0 Sure, I get upset at them like everyone else, but it generally goes away when I see the kind deeds of others.\u00a0 Not with this crew.\u00a0 Not looking for a pick me up, just wanted to explain that these folks suck, and offer my sincere apology.<\/p>\n<p>Now, as you know, I usually have some decent video at the end.\u00a0 Today I am starting with it.\u00a0 I had a better song picked out, but this one suddenly appeared in my mind\u2019s eye as I went through this today.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><em>I have re-written history<\/em><br \/>\n<em>With my armies of my crooks<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Invented memories<\/em><br \/>\n<em>I did burn all the books<\/em><br \/>\n<em>And I can still hear his laughter<\/em><br \/>\n<em>And I can still hear his song<\/em><br \/>\n<em>The man&#8217;s too big<\/em><br \/>\n<em>The man&#8217;s too strong<\/em><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/BOrXTZyXWLg\" height=\"315\" width=\"420\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>SOUTH REGIONAL<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/SOUTH.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36039\" alt=\"SOUTH\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/SOUTH.jpg\" width=\"408\" height=\"520\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/SOUTH.jpg 408w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/SOUTH-235x300.jpg 235w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 408px) 100vw, 408px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>1) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34847\">Kenneth \u201cGhoul\u201d Crocheron<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Kenneth-Crocheron.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36022\" alt=\"Kenneth-Crocheron\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Kenneth-Crocheron.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/prayformarky.blogspot.com\/\">Marky is a little boy who<\/a> suffers from a rare \u201cdisease called retro-peritoneal fibrosis which simply means there&#8217;s a fibrous coating of crud all over his organs. His prognosis is unknown, since the disease is so rare.\u201d\u00a0 He loves the military, as can be seen from the pictures of him there.\u00a0 Well meaning soldiers and veterans have gone out of their way to treat him the way he deserves.<\/p>\n<p>Enter Green Beret Colonel Kenneth Crocheron who showed up to befriend this valiant child.\u00a0 Only\u2026.well, I\u2019ll let his mother say it:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/prayformarky.blogspot.com\/2013\/04\/mark-and-family-is-devastated.html\">Colonel, Uncle Kenneth Crocheron is a FAKE.<\/a>\u00a0 This week it was finally confirmed and proven that our former beloved family friend, Ken, has been deceiving us for the 10 yrs we&#8217;ve known him&#8230;..deceived many many more innocent family members and friends and co-workers over the last 40+ yrs. \u00a0He IS NOT a Green Beret, IS NOT a COLONEL, or any other army officer. IS NOT honorable in any way, regardless of the GOOD DEEDS he may have done for our family, it was all under the guise of rescuing us and trying to impress us with his clout.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Seriously, what kind of shitbag do you have to be to pull this off?<\/p>\n<p>I know this is getting long for a bio, but listen to the anguish here:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>He has deliberately insulted EVERY military serviceman that has ever sacrificed for our country\u2026.We are beyond hurt, beyond belief, beyond pain. No words can handle this.<\/p>\n<p>Shocked and betrayed.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>[Our prayers are with you Marky.\u00a0 I saw your last update was good, and we\u2019ll be thinking of you.]<\/p>\n<p>16) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33889\">Richard \u201cCoke and a Smile\u201d Sandberg<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/richard-sandberg.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36023\" alt=\"richard-sandberg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/richard-sandberg.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Trading bombs to get cocaine to enjoy \u201crecreationally\u201d with your hot wife?\u00a0 Sure, who among us hasn\u2019t on occasion done that?\u00a0 But\u2026<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A former Marine, Sandberg claimed that he served in \u201cSpecial Ops Recon SS Marine Corps\u201d and was deployed to war zones in Iraq, Somalia, Africa and Pakistan, according to the affidavit. However, his official military personnel file indicates that he was discharged after two years of service in 2005 as a lance corporal, and he was never deployed.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Ah, Lance Coolie, you\u2019ve done it again!<\/p>\n<p>On a good note, Wife is a go-er and apparently somewhat single now, so if you live in Denver, you might want to hit that up.\u00a0 In addition to her hubby being in jail, I\u2019m predicting he\u2019ll be a first round loser in the premier tournament of the year.<\/p>\n<p>8) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33336\">Charles Austin Vanderburg<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Charles-Vanderberg.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36024\" alt=\"Charles-Vanderberg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Charles-Vanderberg.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Not his actual picture)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pe.com\/local-news\/riverside-county\/riverside\/riverside-headlines-index\/20121106-riverside-vietnam-veteran-reflects-on-the-war.ece\">The correction says it all:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Charles Austin Vanderburg, 64, said in an interview he earned 18 medals including the Silver Star, the Bronze Star and the Air Force Cross for heroism and a Purple Heart during 20 years in the U.S. Air Force. The Press-Enterprise received numerous calls and emails from veterans and veterans\u2019 organizations questioning whether Vanderburg actually had received these honors.<\/p>\n<p>Documents from the National Archives\u2019 National Personnel Records Center in St. Louis, show that Vanderburg did not earn these four medals, nor did he serve in Vietnam. He was in the Air Force from 1967 to 1987, the records state.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>20 years in the Air Force, and he still had to make shit up.\u00a0 Dude.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>9) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32385\">William James Burley<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/William-Burley.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36025\" alt=\"William-Burley\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/William-Burley.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I love the picture.\u00a0 Looks like every qalat it Afghanistan doesn\u2019t it?\u00a0 Because there\u2019s so much wood around everything is built from it.<\/p>\n<p>This shitdick decided to play act as a state cop and stake out an Outlaw Motorcycle club.\u00a0 Not sure what half-assed scheme he planned to use on that one.\u00a0 Dude had already been arrested earlier on conspiracy to commit robbery and possession of a silencer, following an attempted robbery in East Greenwich.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>AND THEN this dickhead hired an attorney who came after This Ain\u2019t Hell to take down a video we didn\u2019t even have up.\u00a0 Play cop?\u00a0 Sure.\u00a0 Stake out biker groups, why not?\u00a0 Silencers and robbery?\u00a0 Who hasn\u2019t?\u00a0 Phony SEAL, I&#8217;m down with that.\u00a0 But threaten us with lawyers and AGAIN not file suit?\u00a0 For shame sir, for shame!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>4) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34671\">SFC \u201cWalmartian\u201d Coombs<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/SFC-Coombs.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36026\" alt=\"SFC-Coombs\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/SFC-Coombs.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Looks like the Spec4 Mafia claimed a scalp on this one\u2026<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Meet \u201cSFC\u201d Coombs, he is most popular for making appearances at the Wal-Mart on Skibo and talking like a green beret from Hollywood.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately for Mr. Coombs, he failed the questionnaire given by SPC Hunt. For all you posers out there: if a \u201cleg\u201d soldier asks you what the 4th week of airborne school is like, it would f*cking behoove you to inform him that there are only 3 weeks in Army Airborne School, not 4. Also, when he asks you what the hardest part of the 18 Delta Course is like (since a very good friend of mine is an SF medic), you might not want to say language. As my friend told me, language was the easiest part of the actual pipeline. Again, you fail.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Real SF guys prefer Targets to Walmart.<\/p>\n<p>13) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33709\">Eugene \u201cGreyhound\u201d Pottinger<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Eugene-Pottinger.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36027\" alt=\"Eugene-Pottinger\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Eugene-Pottinger.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s another phony <a href=\"http:\/\/thelongdirtroad10.blogspot.com\/2012\/08\/eugene-pottinger-is-on-his-way-home.html\">taking advantage of a nice lady<\/a> who tries to help people:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>He joined the military and served primarily in Vietnam from age 18-38. In those 20 years his title would be Commander Navy Seal. Things began to get emotional for me as he talked. I could see the hurt in his eyes and that made me sad. He said that he spent 5 years in the states and the first 8 months training to become a seal. His mission was to seek and destroy. He was a POW (Prisoner of War) for almost 4 years.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I agree with what Jonn said:\u00a0 I\u2019m sure the lady\u2019s heart was in the right place and this scoundrel took advantage of that. I\u2019m grateful that there are people out there like the young lady who would welcome veterans into their towns and buy them a good meal, but she\u2019s lucky that she got away from this scum bucket with her life. He doesn\u2019t look like the brightest bulb in the chandelier.<\/p>\n<p>You know, this whole bracket is depressing the shit out of me.\u00a0 Someone needs to drop a MOAB on the South Regional.<\/p>\n<p>5) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34051\">Timothy \u201cMossad\u201d Maynard<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Tim-maynard.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36028\" alt=\"Tim-maynard\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Tim-maynard.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Timothy Maynard was a phony from West Virginia who had also defrauded the Social Security Administration out of about $14,000. He claimed to be a SEAL, Recon Marine, Special Forces, CIA Agent, and even an Israeli Mossad agent to name a few. Our buddy Don Shipley busted him out which led to his eventual arrest on the charges for bilking Social Security.<\/p>\n<p>Don sent us pictures of him posing with the remnants of the stuff that a neighbor of Timothy Maynard found in the phony\u2019s house. The neighbor had done some free home repairs for Maynard based on Maynard\u2019s phony stories and this is the extent of his fairy tales.<\/p>\n<p>The picture above is Shipley\u2019s hair, attached to some dude surrounded by Maynard\u2019s bullshit.\u00a0 Don\u2019t stare directly into the hair, it\u2019s like a basilisk, will turn your shit to stone man.<\/p>\n<p>12)<strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32815\">Sam \u201cYou donated to who?\u201d Samford<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/SAM-samford.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36029\" alt=\"SAM-samford\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/SAM-samford.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>OK, so this assclown was a \u201cconservative talk show host\u201d who was also a Navy SEAL (of course) with harrowing tales of firefights in Grenada and crashing in Iran.\u00a0 And then he fahked up:\u00a0 He gave a $2.50 donation to Newt Gingrich.<\/p>\n<p>First off, who donates $2.50 to a campaign?\u00a0 The postage for a thank you note and the man hours alone would cost more than that.\u00a0 Anyway, it happened that this was the 175,000 donation to ole Newt, so he got a momentary notoriety.\u00a0 Which led to people listening to his radio show for the first time, and then <a href=\"http:\/\/www.actionnewsjax.com\/mostpopular\/story\/Action-News-Investigates-Stolen-Valor\/UN7apN3l30KYoMv9wIOByA.cspx\">the media got involved<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The trouble is, Samford is not a Navy Seal and never was.<\/p>\n<p>Action News has the documents to prove it. We filed Freedom of Information Act requests with the NationalPersonnelRecordsCenter in St. Louis, MO. They sent us documents that prove Samford did enter the Navy Reserves in 1978.<\/p>\n<p>But that&#8217;s where the truth about Samford&#8217;s military career ends. Inside those same papers, we found an interesting piece of information. The papers say Samford&#8217;s naval career started on November 22, 1978 and ended on December 11, 1978.\u00a0 He was in the Navy for just 19 days.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You don\u2019t say?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.socnet.com\/showthread.php?t=109831\">SOCNET has some fun clips from the radio show if you are interested<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>3) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34369\">James Edward \u201cCombat Action\u201d Ferris<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/James-Edward-Ferris.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36030\" alt=\"James-Edward-Ferris\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/James-Edward-Ferris.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>By now EVERYONE knows the story of Ferris.\u00a0 The leader of the Korean War Veterans Association and BFF\u2019s with Joe Biden, Ferris decided to honor his brother by wearing his medals, but declined to tell anyone that\u2019s what he was doing.\u00a0 It\u2019s not bad enough that he was actually authorized to be in the KWVA by his actual record, it turned out that his brothers bio didn\u2019t match the real world either.<\/p>\n<p>Frank served in the Marines from January 1944 until May 1946 and he went back into service from 1957 until 1965 and spent his entire career as a cook, not that there\u2019s anything wrong with that, but it\u2019s awful difficult to imagine that somehow he earned a Combat Action Ribbon that wasn\u2019t somehow annotated on his records. So it looks like James Ferris not only lied in wearing medals he didn\u2019t earn, he also lied to the reporter and the KWVA Board about his brother\u2019s awards.<\/p>\n<p>But, we made a new friend out of it!\u00a0 [\/waves to Sam from the Corn]<br \/>\n14) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33892\">Phillip Mark \u201cSwiss Cheese\u201d Thompson<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Phillip-Thompson.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36031\" alt=\"Phillip Thompson\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Phillip-Thompson.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I once said of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33851\">another man that he had<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>[T]he body of Hercules, the facial hair of a young Brad Pitt, the calves of James Woods, and the winsome smile of Steve Buscemi. Were the man to be immortally carved into granite, it would make even the Aphrodite Kallipygo weep tears of blood. For more perfect buttocks on a man one could search an eternity and find none half so sublime.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\u00a0It didn\u2019t take an eternity, because Swiss Cheese here is that man.\u00a0 And his bio is amazing.\u00a0\u00a0 2 Silver Stars, 5 Purple Hearts, 3 Bronze Stars.\u00a0 8 Deployments to Iraq, 6 to Afghanistan.\u00a0 And he earned his name:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cYea I have been shot 2x in the back, 1 in shoulder, 1 in chest, 1 in neck and had my thumb shot off. The docs were able to reconstruct my thumb so I have it. I have alot of high awards for valor and heroism but I would give all of them back to have some guys on my team back. As Special Forces Operators, we have a brotherhood and we have each others backs thru thick and thin..\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\u00a0Alas, in addition to it all being crap, now he gets to look forward to utilizing that wonderful posterior for the benefit of mankind.\u00a0 And by mankind, <a href=\"http:\/\/thesnaponline.com\/x606736664\/Police-officer-arrested-for-safecracking-larceny\">I mean the other inmates who will treat him like Andy Dufresne<\/a>.\u00a0 What\u2019s with all these cops?\u00a0 I love me some law enforcement, but how are they blind to these chuckleheads?<\/p>\n<p>6) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34065\">Jason \u201cVIN Number\u201d Conley<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Jason-Conley.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36032\" alt=\"Jason-Conley\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Jason-Conley.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This guy claims to have the MOS of \u201c91wM6VW1\u201d which as Jonn notes, reads more like a Vehicle Identification Number than a Military Occupational Specialty.\u00a0 He was a Ranger Medic (tabbed not scroll\u2019d) with three deployments.\u00a0 Well, actually he was a PFC in the Vermont Guard who deployed to dangerous San Antonio, Texas, and then failed a wizz quiz 6 months into his service.\u00a0\u00a0 And he was a 68W, not a 91W.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>You can read the rest <a href=\"http:\/\/scotty-stolenvaloroffendersexposed.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/jason-conley-us-army-ranger-medic-poser.html\">over at Scotty\u2019s place<\/a>.\u00a0 I\u2019m not even sure what this clown was trying to accomplish here.\u00a0 Is he a musician or something?<\/p>\n<p>11)<strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34036\">Donice \u201cMichael Jordan of Hookers\u201d Armstrong<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Air-Force-Amy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36033\" alt=\"Air-Force-Amy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Air-Force-Amy.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I have a hard time believing this chick was bright enough to pass an ASVAB.\u00a0 Pretty sure she couldn\u2019t spell ASVAB.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-LB1fosn5dk\" height=\"315\" width=\"420\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>NPRC said \u201cwho?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>For some reason it reminded me of Col Jessup in a Few Good Men: \u201cPromote &#8217;em all, I say, &#8217;cause this is true: if you haven&#8217;t gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you&#8217;re just letting the best in life pass you by.\u201d Yeah, well I served in the infantry, so I\u2019ll just take your word on that one.<\/p>\n<p>7) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31696\">Christopher \u201cSpirit Guide\u201d Tirao<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Christopher-Tiroa.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36034\" alt=\"Christopher Tiroa\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Christopher-Tiroa.jpg\" width=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Christopher-Tiroa.jpg 461w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Christopher-Tiroa-300x281.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 461px) 100vw, 461px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This guy claims that his Indian Great Grandfather gave him the spirit name of \u201cRolling Thunder\u201d.\u00a0 I don\u2019t want to second-guess his skills as a Shaman, but when I talked to my spirit guide about you (he\u2019s a narcoleptic wombat with severe halitosis) he said your spirit name was \u201cStories stink worse that a white man\u2019s ass after a week-long Taco Bell bender.\u201d\u00a0 But, the spirits do tend to equivocate like that.<\/p>\n<p>The dude does have some skill at being where everyone else isn\u2019t though.\u00a0 He was in Nam in 1978, and in the \u201cGulf\u201d in 1986.\u00a0 Then he went to Iraq from 1990-1999.\u00a0 He was a SEAL, Special Forces, in the Air Force and the Marine Corps.\u00a0\u00a0 He\u2019s also the only recipient EVER of a Silver Cross and Distinguished Star.\u00a0 I don\u2019t know what a Silver Cross is, but it must be badass.<\/p>\n<p>If I make it through this bracket my new Indian name will be \u201cI should have swallowed the entire bottle of Ambien last night.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>10) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34829\">Andrew \u201c25 Years and a Big Chicken Dinner\u201d Underwood<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Andrew-underwood.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-36035\" alt=\"Andrew underwood\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Andrew-underwood.jpg\" width=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Andrew-underwood.jpg 453w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Andrew-underwood-266x300.jpg 266w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 453px) 100vw, 453px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Seriously, these folks today are driving me to drink.\u00a0 Everyone else is scamming someone, this clown here managed to crush himself.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A military judge sitting as a special court-martial convicted appellant, pursuant to his pleas, of six specifications of false official statement, six specifications of wearing unauthorized ribbons and insignia, and one specification of false swearing, in violation of Articles 107 and 134, Uniform Code of Military Justice, 10 U.S.C. \u00a7\u00a7 907, 934 (2006). The military judge sentenced appellant to confinement for twelve months and a bad-conduct discharge. Pursuant to a pretrial agreement, the convening authority approved only thirty days\u2019 confinement and a bad-conduct discharge. At the time of trial, appellant was a Command Sergeant Major with over twenty-five years of service assigned to the Criminal Investigation Command (CID).<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Twenty Five years in the Army and he pissed away his retirement, and has to find a job that will take a dude with a bad conduct discharge.\u00a0 I wish I had more on this guy, because right now I actually feel pity for him.<\/p>\n<p>2) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32709\">Chelle Lynne \u201cATC\/CNO\/CAP\u201d Anderson-Tesla<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Chelle-Tesla.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36037\" alt=\"Chelle Tesla\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Chelle-Tesla.jpg\" width=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Chelle-Tesla.jpg 455w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Chelle-Tesla-248x300.jpg 248w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 455px) 100vw, 455px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Chelle Lynne Anderson-Tesla is currently a major in the Civil Air Patrol in Virginia and assigned to HQ, VA Wing as Director of Aerospace Education. She got that job because she represented herself as combat-wounded Army Aviation Captain, and a UH-60 Blackhawk pilot. \u00a0\u00a0At one point she was claiming to be the CNO (Chief of Naval Operations).\u00a0 Well, either that or she couldn\u2019t even spell NCO right.\u00a0 She claims that she earned a Purple Heart when her Blackhawk was shot down in Iraq and, of course, because of that incident she claims she suffers from TBI and PTS. \u00a0\u00a0Of course, she\u2019s here on TAH, so you already know that none of that is true; as her records show, she\u2019s never been to Iraq. \u00a0She was a PFC Air Traffic Controller for about 13 months.<\/p>\n<p><object id=\"flashObj\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\" bgcolor=\"#FFFFFF\"><param name=\"flashVars\" value=\"videoId=2297202657001&amp;playerID=1685956553001&amp;playerKey=AQ~~,AAAABvaL9Hk~,mLC66bU8hPOBGO8BPO1coBAeF5n-gkxo&amp;domain=embed&amp;dynamicStreaming=true\" \/><param name=\"base\" value=\"http:\/\/admin.brightcove.com\" \/><param name=\"seamlesstabbing\" value=\"false\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"swLiveConnect\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/c.brightcove.com\/services\/viewer\/federated_f9?isVid=1&amp;isUI=1\" \/><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"videoId=2297202657001&amp;playerID=1685956553001&amp;playerKey=AQ~~,AAAABvaL9Hk~,mLC66bU8hPOBGO8BPO1coBAeF5n-gkxo&amp;domain=embed&amp;dynamicStreaming=true\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"swliveconnect\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"pluginspage\" value=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/shockwave\/download\/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash\" \/><embed id=\"flashObj\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/c.brightcove.com\/services\/viewer\/federated_f9?isVid=1&amp;isUI=1\" flashVars=\"videoId=2297202657001&amp;playerID=1685956553001&amp;playerKey=AQ~~,AAAABvaL9Hk~,mLC66bU8hPOBGO8BPO1coBAeF5n-gkxo&amp;domain=embed&amp;dynamicStreaming=true\" base=\"http:\/\/admin.brightcove.com\" seamlesstabbing=\"false\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" swLiveConnect=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" flashvars=\"videoId=2297202657001&amp;playerID=1685956553001&amp;playerKey=AQ~~,AAAABvaL9Hk~,mLC66bU8hPOBGO8BPO1coBAeF5n-gkxo&amp;domain=embed&amp;dynamicStreaming=true\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" swliveconnect=\"true\" pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/shockwave\/download\/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash\" bgcolor=\"#FFFFFF\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Germany, Iraq, same diff.\u00a0 You know the German motto: come for the schiese videos, stay for the small arms and RPG fire.<\/p>\n<p>15) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32371\">Leo \u201cPhony Baloney\u201d Maloney<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Leo-Maloney.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36038\" alt=\"Leo Maloney\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Leo-Maloney.jpg\" width=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Leo-Maloney.jpg 3046w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Leo-Maloney-300x276.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Leo-Maloney-1024x943.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 3046px) 100vw, 3046px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/leojmaloney.com\/BIOGRAPHY.php\">His bio is awesome:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u00a0In 1966 he was inducted into the army and during basic training he was recruited to become a black ops contractor for a clandestine government agency, and his life changed forever. He traveled the world to strategically important hotspots. As an independent contractor, he was never required to accept a particular assignment, but rather selected ones that met his criteria that it was in the best interest of the country, although once a mission was underway, there was no turning back. Unlike many of his peers, he survived to tell his story.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Actual tale of the tape: 47 days at Fort Jackson.\u00a0 If you want to read this sorry sack of shit\u2019s books, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Termination-Orders-Leo-J-Maloney\/dp\/0786029897\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1339016562&amp;sr=8-1\">you can find them at Amazon<\/a>.\u00a0 And after shopping there, flush your head in a used public toilet.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And now, I am going to go listen to Barney songs until the urge to kill folks subsides.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the North Regional Bios, CLICK HERE. For the West Regional Bios, CLICK HERE. 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