{"id":35982,"date":"2013-06-04T14:35:38","date_gmt":"2013-06-04T18:35:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=35982"},"modified":"2013-06-04T15:50:23","modified_gmt":"2013-06-04T19:50:23","slug":"2013-stolen-valor-tournament-west-regional-bios","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=35982","title":{"rendered":"2013 Stolen Valor Tournament West Regional Bios"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>To read the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=35958\">NORTH REGIONAL BIOS, click here.<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=35414\">Shane \u201cHigh School to Panama\u201d Ladner<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Ladner.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35983\" alt=\"Ladner\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Ladner.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>As students enter their final year of high school, many focus on academics and getting good SATs.\u00a0 Not Shane Ladner, who was focused on his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gosanangelo.com\/news\/2012\/nov\/16\/hunter-heroes-profiles\/\">secret mission to Panama<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I was involved in a firefight in Panama City. My squad was on patrol and we were ambushed by Panamanian Defense Forces. We were under heavy fire and pinned down. I was engaging the enemy when I heard an explosion behind me. I felt an intense burning sensation on my back as well as excruciating pain in my abdomen&#8230;When I recovered from my wounds I served throughout Central and South America, Cuba and Africa.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That lie there would eventually result in his wife losing her leg when a train hit his float at a parade.\u00a0 Since his fake missions in Panama he\u2019s also been to OIF and OEF, became a cop, got fired as a cop, got his lawyer to submit a faked DD214, and been featured on the news.\u00a0 This young lad has a hell of a fake career ahead of him.\u00a0 He could be one of the greats.\u00a0 He might be the stolen valor equivalent of Jim Plunkett.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<br \/>\n<strong>16) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33746\">Jeff \u201cHoly Moley\u201d Burtt<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Untitled.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35984\" alt=\"Untitled\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Untitled.png\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t even know what to say about this barrel of monkey spunk.\u00a0 He appears to have a giant mole on his face, and I can\u2019t stop looking at it.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rc5G04nJecI\" height=\"253\" width=\"450\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Dude, lather that thing in brie and have a rat gnaw it off.\u00a0 I can\u2019t even get started on your earrings with that thing staring at me.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a08) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34240\">Michael \u201cShoulda stayed mute\u201d Campbell<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Campbell1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36000\" alt=\"Campbell\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Campbell1.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/crimeblog.dallasnews.com\/2013\/02\/former-marine-admits-to-making-up-brain-injury-to-defraud-charities.html\/\">Stop me if you\u2019ve heard this one<\/a>\u2026Marine goes on phony patrol in Fallujah, and sustains a horrible traumatic brain injury.\u00a0 Marine awakes months later at Walter Reed, struck with mutism. \u00a0\u00a0Eventually he got his speech back, only it was a stutter.\u00a0 Decides to be a professional golfer, hoaxes a shit load of people into helping him, including David Feherty, who <a href=\"http:\/\/www.golf.com\/tour-and-news\/loss-memory-can-be-curse-and-blessing\">wrote a column about him for Golf Magazine<\/a> in 2010.\u00a0 Then would get flown by the US Government back to the scene of his fake injury in Fallujah to get some closure.\u00a0 \u201cAll this despite the fact that Campbell\u2019s story was a complete fabrication,\u201d court documents said.\u00a0 Total cost of his perfidy: at least $40,000.\u00a0 Golfing for free, taking shit from actual veterans, and getting a C130 ride to Iraq: Priceless.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Should have left his ass there without security.\u00a0 Love to see his Shi\u2019ite ass getting a friendly Sunni welcome.<\/p>\n<p>9)<strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33915\">Matt \u201cTim Poe\u2019s Bitch\u201d Farmer<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/farmer.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35986\" alt=\"farmer\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/farmer.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dude, Poe tried this one before you, and that didn\u2019t work for him either.<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dailymotion.com\/embed\/video\/xx5lp9\" height=\"270\" width=\"480\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Thankfully, once again his boys were watching:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Here is the back ground. I was the sniper section leader attached to his company and lived in the same room with him until he was medevac\u2019d from Ramadi because he got drunk while he was taking accutane, an acne medication\u2026.He proceeded to rat out everyone he was drinking with and never came back to the company. He was never involved in one single direct fire engagement, was never wounded, and made up this whole lie to try and make his story sound good to American Idol.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Sounds like a Medic I knew who ratted out an entire squad, and got the best squad leader in our company demoted from E6 to E I owe you one and gave him a last meal of a chicken dinner.<\/p>\n<p>4) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33885\">Elton Perry \u201cFell in a pile of Medals\u201d Hawley<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Perry-hawley.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35987\" alt=\"Perry-hawley\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Perry-hawley.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>What makes Hawley here special <a href=\"http:\/\/scotty-stolenvaloroffendersexposed.blogspot.com\/2013\/01\/perry-hawley-marine-poser-blog-of-shame.html\">is his Discharge Certificate<\/a>.\u00a0 It was signed by Commander in Chief George Bush, in March of 2009.\u00a0 Which should come as a surprise to most, since as of January of that year the C-in-C was President Obama.\u00a0 I\u2019m not even going to start on the Medals, since as you are reading this you are no doubt aware he didn\u2019t earn any of them.\u00a0 Dude only served 18 months in case you were curious.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>13) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32025\">Richard \u201cRecon Assmonkey\u201d Straub<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Richard-Straub1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35989\" alt=\"Richard Straub\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Richard-Straub1.jpg\" width=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Richard-Straub1.jpg 447w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Richard-Straub1-255x300.jpg 255w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 447px) 100vw, 447px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Not sure how we ended up with Hawley\u2019s retarded brother facing him in the first round, but I didn\u2019t seed them.\u00a0 If this guy was Recon than I am Ron Jeremy.\u00a0 [For the record, I am 7 inches shorter and have no back hair.]\u00a0 Unsurprisingly, the real tale of the tape is that he was a \u201cengineer equipment operator\u201d with 26 days AWOL.\u00a0 \u00a0On a good note, he did give me a good idea for video of the day at the bottom.<\/p>\n<p>5) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33919\">Michael \u201cWindow PLF\u201d Gerold<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Gerold.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35990\" alt=\"Gerold\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Gerold.png\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Gerold here is the only one of our candidates I\u2019ve ever met.\u00a0 And within about 7 seconds I was considering hitting him with a chair.\u00a0 To my everlasting shame I didn\u2019t.\u00a0 Probably because he had this chick with him, and she\u2019s built like a proverbial latrine constructed with a block-shaped ceramic construction material.\u00a0 Alas, she also had the brain processing power of a nerf lawn dart.\u00a0 My favorite moment is when some folks cornered him to call him out on his ridiculous story and he did what anyone else would do when faced by a similar situation: he excused himself to use the restroom and jumped out the fahkin window.\u00a0 Dude did face a 15-6 investigation in regards to his violation of article 134 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice, and lost.\u00a0 (Make sure to take note of the dude in the background checking out Gerald&#8217;s beard\u2019s comely buttocks.\u00a0 That cracks me up.)<\/p>\n<p>12) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32962\">Jeffrey \u201cLonestar Survival\u201d Rodgers<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Rogers.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35991\" alt=\"Rogers\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Rogers.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Founding the \u201cLonestar Survival School\u201d seemed a good progression; after all, he\u2019d served as a SEAL for many years running around South America and Afghanistan.\u00a0 He had \u201cbecome a master of primitive\/urban land survival as well as hand-to-hand combat.\u201d\u00a0 Well, apparently the closest he came to the jungle was playing Pitfall on his Atari.\u00a0 He also claims to play soccer.\u00a0 For the Houstonian FC (whatever the hell that is) and teaches soccer under the name Lonestar soccer.\u00a0 Dude.\u00a0 You kick a ball.\u00a0 How much teaching do you have to do?\u00a0 You want to impress me, kick the damn ball around while swinging from vines and avoiding alligators.\u00a0 And now I need to get back to \u201cprimitive\/urban land survival\u201d which to me means eating Chili Cheese Fritos and watching <i>The Last Boy Scout<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>3) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32985\">Todd Michael \u201cTriple Stack Hack\u201d Hamilton<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Todd-Hamilton.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35992\" alt=\"Todd-Hamilton\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Todd-Hamilton.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Todd here was the President of the Shadow 6 Foundation.\u00a0 Some would assume that \u201cShadow\u201d had some sort of special ops type feel to it, while the \u201c6\u201d would indicate that he was the commander.\u00a0 All that is true, if by \u201cShadow\u201d you mean a network systems operator, and Specialists are now \u201c6\u2019s\u201d in military parlance.\u00a0 Anyway, douchetool here hiked across Washington state with the tower of power on his shoulder (SF, Ranger and Airborne tabs) and then resorted to the lame \u201cI did it to honor soldiers\u201d excuse.\u00a0 Admittedly, he is sort of a dreamy bastard.\u00a0 He even had two women (one his wife) come on here and defend him.\u00a0 That\u2019s what I am working towards myself, which is why my wife is in Krav Maga class right now, and then getting trained on giving insults from Jon Lovitz.<\/p>\n<p>14) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34632\">James Burch<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/James-Burch.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35993\" alt=\"James-Burch\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/James-Burch.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s so many wings on this sonofabitch he might fly away.\u00a0 Turns out he is authorized most of it, I see the SF tab in his records but no Ranger tab, Divers badge or Pathfinder badge, either.\u00a0 Even so, I don\u2019t get why he tried to put all that shit on there.\u00a0 The only reason to wear that many pieces of flair is to keep from getting fired at Chotchkie&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/IHJ3Ro-2LNY\" height=\"253\" width=\"450\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair they made the Jews wear.<\/p>\n<p>6) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34114\">Matt Buckingham \u201csomeone\u2019s a little cranky\u201d Tyler Matthews<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Matt-Buckingham.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35994\" alt=\"Matt-Buckingham\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Matt-Buckingham.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Heh.<br \/>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kmov.com\/templates\/belo_embedWrapper.js?storyid=190784181&amp;pos=top&amp;swfw=$swfw\"><\/script><object id=\"_fp_0.9684996944852173\" width=\"469\" height=\"264\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\" name=\"player\"><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"quality\" value=\"high\" \/><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"config=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kmov.com%2F%3Fj%3Dembed_190784181%26ref%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.kmov.com%2Fhome%2Fman-makes-up-fake-military-service-in-pitch-190784181.html\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/player.bimvid.com\/swfs\/main\" \/><embed id=\"_fp_0.9684996944852173\" width=\"469\" height=\"264\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/player.bimvid.com\/swfs\/main\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" wmode=\"transparent\" quality=\"high\" flashvars=\"config=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kmov.com%2F%3Fj%3Dembed_190784181%26ref%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.kmov.com%2Fhome%2Fman-makes-up-fake-military-service-in-pitch-190784181.html\" name=\"player\" \/><\/object><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kmov.com\/templates\/belo_embedWrapper.js?storyid=190784181&amp;pos=bottom&amp;ref=$bimPlayerPageUrl\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m not supposed to get any attention because of my job \u2026 right now I work for homeland security \u2026 I\u2019ve been to Afghanistan twice \u2026 Marines picked me up when I was 17 \u2026 I\u2019m officially in the coast guard.\u201d\u00a0 Dude, pro-tip, \u201cCoast Guard\u201d doesn\u2019t get you laid.\u00a0 \u00a0Neither (I can assure you) does telling chicks you sell high-end spices when you mispronounce \u201cThyme.\u201d\u00a0 [Yes, I really tried that once.\u00a0 The \u2018h\u2019 is silent, who knew?]<\/p>\n<p>11) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33557\">Carroll \u201cBeen Erased\u201d Bryant<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/carroll-bryant.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35995\" alt=\"carroll-bryant\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/carroll-bryant.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Apparently NOT the chick that pulls her earlobe on TV, Carroll here prefers the mating call of the Yellow-Breasted Shit Weasel:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>when my career ended, there were several security issues surrounding my service and what had happened on a specific op\u2026 i (and the govt went through great legnths to ensure i was \u201cerased\u201d from specop service..i at time went along with\u2026due to my becoming disenfranchised by things we all had learned our govt was into\u2026 during our service\u2026i have always held that i am not responsible to validate myself in any regard to any person..i know what and who i am..and you or any other person can take that at face value of the alternative(ur choice)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Dude, can I buy a fahkin capital letter?<\/p>\n<p>7) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31703\">Douglas Arthur \u201cAirborne F-350\u201d Buono<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/buono.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35996\" alt=\"buono\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/buono.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<del>Special Forces Tab, Ranger Tab, USASOC Patch, Drill Sergeant Badge, Air Assault Badge, Master Parachutists Badge, and Master Halo Badge.<\/del>\u00a0 Well shit, none of that is true.\u00a0 However, he <a href=\"http:\/\/guardianofvalor.com\/douglas-arthur-buono-ranger-extraordinaire\/\">was an MP with deployments<\/a> to Kosovo and Bosnia who went to work as a K9 guy at sheriff\u2019s Dept before he got hammered up \u201cwhile off-duty and drove his westbound Ford F-350 off the road and slammed into a metal pole. The truck then hit a vehicle in a car lot, causing a chain reaction of crashes involving seven vehicles, the wreck caused about $75,000 in property damage.\u00a0 Police say the deputy left the scene before other deputies responded.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Good career move.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>10) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33377\">Terry Lee \u201cDecapitational\u201d Farmer<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Terry-Farmer.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35997\" alt=\"Terry Farmer\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Terry-Farmer.jpg\" width=\"166\" height=\"196\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I saw my best friend&#8230;. get his head decapitated. That&#8217;s the worst thing I&#8217;ve ever seen,&#8221; said Terry Lee Farmer.\u00a0 That\u2019s only because you\u2019ve never seen The Sniper motor boating a chick in the \u201cIt\u2019z\u201d parking lot in Fayetteville, North Carolina.\u00a0 Or been with another lucky lad who went to a Fayettenam brothel and the chick looked like Lawrence Taylor.\u00a0 But I digress.<\/p>\n<p>Decapitation means the head is removed from the body, so it is a little redundant to say he got his head decapitated.\u00a0 You couldn\u2019t have your penis decapitated for instance.\u00a0 (Actually, maybe you can, I\u2019m gonna need a ruling on that one, Dr. Sanjay Gupta, you out there?)\u00a0 Anyway, fear not, there is no record of anyone being decapitated at Basic Training since Ragnar Lodbrok\u2019s son \u201cTim the Headless\u201d got crazy with some cheese whiz and an axe in circa 789.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>2) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30961\">Danny Russell \u201cDr. Frasier\u201d Crane<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Danny-Crane.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35998\" alt=\"Danny-Crane\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Danny-Crane.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Say what you will about Danny Crane and his 62 days of Active Duty time, but the dude really knows <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/crane_5-fake-DD214.jpg\">how to doctor up a DD214<\/a>.\u00a0 \u00a0He\u2019s the Forrest Gump of Shreveport, Louisiana.\u00a0 However, he\u2019s also been sentenced to 7 1\/2 years in jail since 2000 for things such as harassment, fraud, ID theft and more.\u00a0 The 7<sup>th<\/sup> layer of hell is reserved for the guy who made the Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Spirals box look the same as real Mac and Cheese, and people who do this kind of shit:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>His most heinous crime might be the fact that he \u201cstole\u201d the story of the Marine who stood guard outside the hospital room of the dying young cancer patient, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29802\">Cody Green<\/a>.\u00a0 Of course, he inserted himself into the story, though he pretends to be a soldier.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Douche.<\/p>\n<p>15) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33339\">Jason \u201cGiant Grape\u201d Miller<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Jason-miller.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35999\" alt=\"Jason miller\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Jason-miller.jpg\" width=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Jason-miller.jpg 448w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Jason-miller-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 448px) 100vw, 448px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>the fuq?\u00a0 Someone sent us this ID card that some scum bag is mailing to the ladies to prove he\u2019s in the military. He looks totally legit to me. The fact that he\u2019s an O-4 Captain wearing 2LT bars in the photo and that teh ID card says Iraqi Special Force doesn\u2019t detract from the legitimacy a whit.\u00a0 Dude definitely appears to put the \u201cspecial\u201d in \u201cSpecial Force.\u201d\u00a0 He should sell advertising on his gigantic melon and he\u2019d have enough revenue for high class hookers 4 times a week.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<strong>Video Thought of the (Second Half of the) Day<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Maybe I should cry for help<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Maybe I should kill myself<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Blame it on my ADD baby<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Maybe I&#8217;m a different breed<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Maybe I&#8217;m not listening<\/em><br \/>\n<em>So blame it on my ADD baby<\/em><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/gH2efAcmBQM\" height=\"253\" width=\"450\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/WEST.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36001\" alt=\"WEST\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/WEST.jpg\" width=\"440\" height=\"582\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/WEST.jpg 440w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/WEST-226x300.jpg 226w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 440px) 100vw, 440px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To read the NORTH REGIONAL BIOS, click here. 1) Shane \u201cHigh School to Panama\u201d Ladner As &hellip; <a title=\"2013 Stolen Valor Tournament West Regional Bios\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=35982\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">2013 Stolen Valor Tournament West Regional Bios<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35982"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35982\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}