{"id":35958,"date":"2013-06-04T10:20:45","date_gmt":"2013-06-04T14:20:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=35958"},"modified":"2013-06-04T10:43:35","modified_gmt":"2013-06-04T14:43:35","slug":"2013-stolen-valor-tournament-north-regional-bios","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=35958","title":{"rendered":"2013 Stolen Valor Tournament North Regional Bios"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>NORTH REGIONAL CONTESTANTS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>1) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32193\">Tina \u201cLightfoot on a heavy horse\u201d Kersten<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Tina-Kersten.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35959\" alt=\"Tina-Kersten\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Tina-Kersten.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hero doesn\u2019t even begin to describe Tina\u2019s war story:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cTina was just returning from the front lines of the \u201cDesert Storm\u201d assault on Kuwait when the Iraqi missile struck. She and her commanding officer, Captain Richard Walker, had just parked about 60 feet from the front door of the ill-fated building and exited the vehicle when they heard a whistling sound. The missile crashed into the roof and exploded, demolishing the building and knocking them both to the ground. To Tina\u2019s horror, she saw that Captain Walker had been cut in two by flying shrapnel; he died in her arms.\u00a0 Tina herself had been wounded, but she rushed into the ruined building three times to help wounded survivors escape before she lost consciousness and was Medevaced away from the carnage.\u201d\u00a0<i> <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Alas, it was all shit.\u00a0 There was no Captain Richard Walker killed in the rocket attack.\u00a0 Contra her story, Lighthorse Henry Lee here was a food service specialist, which should partially explain her girth.\u00a0 As should surprise no one, <a href=\"http:\/\/guardianofvalor.com\/tina-marie-kersten-lightfoot-dhahran-saudi-arabia-scud-attack-hero\/\">this chick has a hella-long arrest record<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>16) \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34156\">John \u201cWhat training class did you go through brah?\u201d Mueller<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/John-Mueller.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35960\" alt=\"John-Mueller\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/John-Mueller.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Pretty much has to be seen to be believed.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wGoK6DuIG2Q\" height=\"315\" width=\"420\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>The only thing that that can be said about Don that isn\u2019t loaded with awesomeness is that his hair just isn\u2019t as awesome as my beard.<\/p>\n<p><strong>8) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33132\">Jerry \u201cKung Fu Phony\u201d Partain<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Jerry-Partain.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35961\" alt=\"Jerry-Partain\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Jerry-Partain.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>He\u2019s a marine, and a ninja, and he wants you to know that \u201c\u2019Contrary to wide perception from TV or the movies, [Kung Fu is] not just punch-kick-block,\u2019 said Partain, who served four tours in Vietnam, including 31 days as a prisoner of war, retired from the Marines as a major.\u201d\u00a0 Yeah bro, I got your F and your U right here.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>It did however lead to some solid lines from Jonn when the reporter who initially covered the story did a correction which noted: \u201cAttempts by the reporter to speak with Partain since the story was published have been unsuccessful.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>And Jonn quipped:\u00a0 Well, that\u2019s probably because he\u2019s such a good ninja, they\u2019ll never see him again.<\/p>\n<p>Days as a POW: zero.\u00a0 Days as a Marine: zero.\u00a0 Days as a turd burgling ninja: top secret.<\/p>\n<p><strong>9) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33322\">Craig \u201cSchool Guard\u201d Pusley<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Craig-Pusley.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35962\" alt=\"Craig-Pusley\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Craig-Pusley.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In the aftermath of the Connecticut school shootings, some bought guns, some prayed, and others threw on Marine cammies with unearned sergeant rank and went to the nearest school to stand guard.\u00a0 Guess which\u00a0porcelin bowl\u00a0this turd falls into?\u00a0<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Pusley didn\u2019t have an explanation why Austin would have reported that he went to Iraq and Afghanistan, or why it was repeated in subsequent news coverage. However, he said he is \u201cdeeply sorry\u201d if standing in front of the school in uniform if it offended anyone, and has written an email to the White House apologizing. He wasn\u2019t anticipating a blast of negativity after appearing at the school, he said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Sending an apology *to* the White House instead of demanding one *from* them, that\u2019s certainly new.\u00a0 He was only 4 ranks and 1 MOS away from being who he claimed though, so he has that going for him.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30958\">John \u201cAttorney\u2019s fees\u201d Giduck<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Giduck.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35963\" alt=\"Giduck\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Giduck.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Everyone should know Giduck by now.\u00a0 He\u2019s a special kinda stupid.\u00a0 I\u2019m still pretty pissed that he never sued us, because this law degree ain\u2019t paid a damn red cent so far, and I do love me some easy money.\u00a0 However, I do have to thank him for giving me one of my favorite court opinions of all time:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The statements by Defendant Warrington that Plaintiff Giduck was a liar, fraud, scammer and imposter because he misrepresented his credentials are not actionable. Opining that someone is a liar, a fraud or was untruthful about his or her background, is, perhaps unfortunately, a common implement in American discourse. \u2026Defendant Niblett\u2019s statement that Plaintiff Giduck is a <strong>\u201cpiece of shit\u201d or, a \u201cfool,\u201d a \u201cfraud,\u201d a \u201cposer civilian,\u201d and a \u201cclown\u201d<\/strong> are patently Niblett\u2019s opinion and are not actionable. If every statement along these lines formed the basis for a libel or slander case, the courts of this country would be entirely devoted to the litigation of defamation claims.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Also Giduck, you will never pull off Shipley hair, so you should give up and go with the Sinead O\u2019Connor look.<\/p>\n<p><strong>13) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34421\">Tony \u201cImage Interpretation Assassin\u201d Tuso<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Rony-Tuso.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35964\" alt=\"Rony-Tuso\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Rony-Tuso.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Anthony Tuso stood up at a professional luncheon and told the attendees his remarkable story of being a Delta Force sniper in Afghanistan in the early 80s where he made 18 confirmed kills and earned two Bronze Stars for valor and a two Purple Hearts.\u00a0 What is most remarkable about all of this is that Tuso was an image interpreter in a military intelligence unit at Fort Hood, not that there\u2019s anything wrong with that, but there are no special forces units at Fort Hood, TX, let alone a Delta detachment. Tuso has no schooling outside of his schooling for his job \u2013 no jump school, no special forces training, no sniper training. His only award according to his records is a marksmanship badge, no Purple Heart, no Bronze Stars. He left active duty on Nov. 8, 1979 and the Soviets invaded Afghanistan on Dec. 24th, 1979, as if that needed to be said.<\/p>\n<p>He probably read <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Bear Went Over the Mountain<\/span> though.\u00a0 Or maybe he just playacts as a bear down at \u201cDowntown Ollies\u201d.\u00a0 [That\u2019s our local gay bar where I displayed an amazing lack of situational awareness and ordered a Greek\u00a0Tapenade sandwich\u00a0from a guy named Seth who told me he used to be a gymnast.]<\/p>\n<p><strong>5) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33624\">Armine &#8220;She-males in my closet&#8221;\u00a0Annunziato<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Carmen-Annunziata.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35965\" alt=\"Carmen-Annunziata\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Carmen-Annunziata.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Carmen comes to us via our <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fakewarriors.org\/phonies\/phonies671.htm\">friends at Fake Warriors<\/a>.\u00a0 For some reason I liked this quote someone left about him:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Carmine Annuziata lived in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.maybenow.com\/Maria-L-Garcia-and-Carmine-Annunziata-intruding-into-the-private-lives-of-customers-q24153533\" target=\"undefined\">Daytona Beach<\/a> Shores, Florida in the middle 1990&#8217;s. I was dating him until I found out what a creep and a scam artist he was. I dumped him because he was crazy. <strong>I found pornographic videos of she-males in his closet at his apartment<\/strong> and told him I didn&#8217;t want to see him any longer. I basically had to go in hiding because he was stalking me. After his car was repossed, he had his (so-called) stepfather rent him a minivan and wouldn&#8217;t return it. He ran to NY with the rental. He planned on coming <a href=\"http:\/\/www.maybenow.com\/Maria-L-Garcia-and-Carmine-Annunziata-intruding-into-the-private-lives-of-customers-q24153533\" target=\"undefined\">back<\/a> to the Orlando area to try to make me go to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.maybenow.com\/Maria-L-Garcia-and-Carmine-Annunziata-intruding-into-the-private-lives-of-customers-q24153533\" target=\"undefined\">NY<\/a> with him. The police were contacted and they tapped my phone, which gave them the location of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.maybenow.com\/Maria-L-Garcia-and-Carmine-Annunziata-intruding-into-the-private-lives-of-customers-q24153533\" target=\"undefined\">hotel<\/a> he was staying at and led to his capture and arrest. He was later released on parole and fled.<i> <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You had me at \u201cshe-males in his closet.\u201d\u00a0 I think a buddy of mine (SuperBowl6Romeo) played bass guitar and cowbell in that band.<\/p>\n<p><strong>12) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33588\">Devon \u201cWrong Eye\u201d Lauffer<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Devon-Lauffer.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35966\" alt=\"Devon-Lauffer\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Devon-Lauffer.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>When our buddy Dave found the picture, the beret flash over the wrong eye and the camouflage ascot jumped out at him. The fellow in the picture, Devon Lauffer was claiming service in Army Special Forces and the Air Force. You can tell he\u2019s a killer because he\u2019s wearing those Vietnam jungle boots, the footwear of deadly men. And then there\u2019s the old OD jungle fatigues which certainly identify the silent stalker. And I love the CIB, no one would wear that unless they earned it, right? Well, except everyone. And he ran out of room on the left side and had to put his Air Assault wings over his right pocket.<\/p>\n<p>He served from 1976 until 1999, entirely in the Air Force Reserve and he zoomed up through the ranks to E-5. I think I know why. He apparently served in Desert Shield\/Desert Storm.\u00a0 As Jonn said: A perfectly honorable career spoiled by an ego bigger than his accomplishments.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33957\">Bradley \u201cCaught the PTSD from a broken arm\u201d Calvert<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Bradley-Calvert.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35967\" alt=\"Bradley-Calvert\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Bradley-Calvert.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Anyone who thinks there is no harm caused by Stolen Valor should talk to Delta Company 2\/22d Infantry, a unit at Fort Drum.\u00a0 Their unit motto is \u201cDeeds Not Words\u201d and yet unfortunately this shithead that served with them never internalized that motto.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>According to his mates, Calvert was not injured in a roadside bomb \u2013 he broke his arm in combatives training at the unit\u2019s base in Iraq. Somehow that injury made him \u201ccatch the PTSD\u201d, as we like to say around here. But, anyway, that injury got him evac\u2019d back to Walter Reed and it looks like he\u2019s been milking it for all it was worth. He was also featured in a <a href=\"http:\/\/aw2.armylive.dodlive.mil\/tag\/sgt-bradley-calvert\/\">Wounded Warrior article<\/a> \u2013 that Army journalist somehow got the idea that Calvert had been an \u201celite sniper\u201d, his platoon says that\u2019s also false.<\/p>\n<p>The doctors should go back in and replace his ulna with a double-headed dildo.<\/p>\n<p><strong>14) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32636\">Larry \u201cFive weeks of hell\u201d Sims<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Larry-Sims.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35968\" alt=\"Larry-Sims\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Larry-Sims.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Like every other balloon knot moron out there, Larry Sims claims a CIB.\u00a0 What makes him special is that he got it, a bronze star with V, and two purple hearts while fighting in Kosovo, Iraq and Afghanistan.\u00a0 Naturally this would come as a surprise to his drill sergeants at Fort Jackson who sent him packing 5 weeks into basic training with instructions to drown himself in a shitter (I am assuming.)\u00a0\u00a0 That he was telling his stories at a school being dedicated to MOH recipient SFC Paul Ray Smith just shows how these people literally have no shame.<\/p>\n<p><strong>6) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33483\">Albert \u201cMarine Special Forces Recon\u201d Bustamente<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Bustamente.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35969\" alt=\"Bustamente\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Bustamente.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Watch our buddy Jaie Avila bust this Grade A assclown:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/eplayer.clipsyndicate.com\/embed\/iframe?aspect_ratio=3x2&amp;auto_next=1&amp;auto_start=0&amp;page_count=5&amp;pf_id=9501&amp;pl_id=20531&amp;rel=3&amp;show_title=0&amp;va_id=4037705&amp;volume=8&amp;windows=1\" height=\"330\" width=\"425\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>As he said, he did catch some flak.\u00a0Which is why he will no doubt next be seen filing a claim for service connection for shell fragments from the VA.<\/p>\n<p><strong>11) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32572\">William \u201cGuns of the South\u201d Johnson<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/William-Johnson.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35970\" alt=\"William-Johnson\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/William-Johnson.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>William Mourvneen Johnson claims he was in Beirut sniping away\u2026 with a rifle that didn\u2019t exist for another decade.\u00a0 No doubt his time travelling ways also account for why the Marines say they have no record of him serving after 1980 when he was unceremoniously exited from the USMC.\u00a0 His records are &#8220;classified&#8221; and his stories are bullshit, but his moustache\u2026.that is legit.\u00a0 I haven\u2019t seen a moustache like that since I got free candy from this dude in a windowless van down by the river.\u00a0 But, since that was last Tuesday, I guess it isn\u2019t that big a deal.\u00a0 Never trust a dude with the middle name of &#8220;Mourvneen&#8221; is basically the takeaway here.<\/p>\n<p><strong>7) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32683\">Anthony \u201cLego Hair\u201d Poole<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Poole.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35974\" alt=\"Poole\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Poole.jpeg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m sure a lot of people picked on Anthony Poole when he was a kid.\u00a0 [How could they not, look at that ridiculous hair.]\u00a0 Most thought he\u2019d never make it a month in the Navy.\u00a0 Well, he showed them, not only did he make it a month; he made it 2 more days.\u00a0 Among his actual plaudits though are felony convictions for check fraud and check deception.\u00a0\u00a0 I\u2019m sure the local jail though is just like being wounded by an IED in Kandahar Afghanistan in 2005.\u00a0 In his defense though, he did once offer money to a Children\u2019s Charity from money he got from the Gov\u2019t for turning in a Stolen Valor guy.\u00a0 Of course it might have been himself he turned in, and I\u2019m fairly certain the charity never got the money, but it is the thought that counts.<\/p>\n<p><strong>10) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31642\">Andre \u201cTuba Steve\u201d Vergara<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Andres-Vergara.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35971\" alt=\"Andres-Vergara\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Andres-Vergara.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Back in the days when I was running around with unrepentant reprobate James \u201cUncle Jimbo\u201d Hanson, he would on occasion tell folks he was an airborne Oboe player, because apparently when you honestly state that you were SF, no one believes you anymore.\u00a0 (Gee, I wonder why?)\u00a0 Jimbo ain\u2019t got shit on Vergara here, who apparently had four combat parachute jumps with a tuba.\u00a0 I still say real men walk in to battle instead of falling out of an airplane, but it takes a special kind of moron to do it with a tuba.\u00a0 Somehow his story included rescuing kids in an orphanage with his combat slung instrument.\u00a0 As Bob Weir once said: \u00a0\u201cI can tell your future, look what&#8217;s in your hand. \u00a0But I can&#8217;t stop for nothing; I\u2019m just playing in the band.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Must have done some real walls of Jericho type shit with his brass instrument, but alas, the Army disputes the veracity.\u00a0 I prefer the bag pipes that Sophia Vergara carries around anyway.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31386\">Skip \u201cD-con Rat Traps\u201d Moschetti<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Moschetti.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35972\" alt=\"Moschetti\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Moschetti.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zoominfo.com\/#!search\/profile\/person?personId=236165771&amp;targetid=profile\">Skip Moschetti, is the CEO of Advanced Tactical Investigations Inc.<\/a> \u00a0He claims all kinds of stuff, like the time he narrowly saved President George HW Bush from a nearly-successful assassination attempt, and how he had to brief George W Bush personally daily on terrorism. He also claims that his name is frequently mentioned as a vice presidential candidate in the Democrat Party.\u00a0 I don\u2019t know if all that\u2019s true, but I can make a guess based on what he claims is his military background;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Mr. Moschetti is a highly decorated veteran. He received the Congressional Medal of Honor, for heroism and courage in the face of the enemy, as well as this nations 2nd, highest honor, The Distinguished Service Cross, the nations 3rd highest decoration, (3) The Silver Star, and an array of medals, including eight Purple Hearts, for injuries received in combat.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Only a dumbass would hire this assclown, even if they only hired him to set D-Con Rat traps.<\/p>\n<p><strong>15) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34262\">Romeo Martinez<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Romeo-martinez.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35973\" alt=\"Romeo-martinez\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Romeo-martinez.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>As Jonn said at the time\u2026.It\u2019s entirely possible that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/romeo.martinez.35\">Romeo Martinez<\/a> was a Marine at one time, but I doubt very much that he was ever a lieutenant of Marines.\u00a0 Another possibility is that he may have swallowed whole a lieutenant, or there\u2019s a lieutenant buried in one of his chin folds.<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s not much I can say about this guy.\u00a0 He kind of looks like the mentally challenged love child of <a href=\"http:\/\/thedailybanter.com\/author\/oliver-willis\/\">Oliver Willis<\/a> and a koala bear.\u00a0 But there\u2019s nothing funny about that.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Video Thought of the Day:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>25 years and my life is still<br \/>\nTrying to get up that great big hill of hope<br \/>\nFor a destination<br \/>\nI realized quickly when I knew I should<br \/>\nThat the world was made up of this brotherhood of man<br \/>\nFor whatever that means<br \/>\nAnd so I cry sometimes when I&#8217;m lying in bed<br \/>\nJust to get it all out, what&#8217;s in my head<br \/>\nAnd I, I am feeling a little peculiar<br \/>\nAnd so I wake in the morning and I step outside<br \/>\nAnd I take deep breath and I get real high<br \/>\nAnd I scream from the top of my lungs<br \/>\nWhat&#8217;s goin&#8217; on?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/6NXnxTNIWkc\" height=\"315\" width=\"420\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/North.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35952\" alt=\"North\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/North.jpg\" width=\"411\" height=\"531\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/North.jpg 411w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/North-232x300.jpg 232w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 411px) 100vw, 411px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NORTH REGIONAL CONTESTANTS 1) Tina \u201cLightfoot on a heavy horse\u201d Kersten Hero doesn\u2019t even begin to &hellip; <a title=\"2013 Stolen Valor Tournament North Regional Bios\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=35958\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">2013 Stolen Valor Tournament North Regional Bios<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35958","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35958","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35958"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35958\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35958"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35958"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35958"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}