Two thieves in Stockton, CA, recently provided a new entry in \u201cstupid criminal tricks\u201d.<\/p>\n
Gabriel Gonzalez and Jeremy Lovitt decided to rob a Stockton, CA, area Burger King<\/a>.\u00a0 They pulled up behind the Burger King, went inside, and robbed the place.<\/p>\n So far, so \u201cgood\u201d.\u00a0 But they\u2019d made one teeny little mistake.<\/p>\n Seems they left their getaway car behind the building.\u00a0 They left it unlocked and idling, presumably for a quick getaway – and unattended.<\/p>\n However:\u00a0 during the robbery, one of the employees saw what was going on without being noticed by the robbers.\u00a0 He quickly executed the maneuver called \u201cslip out the back, Jack\u201d.\u00a0 And after he did, he spied their unlocked, idling, unattended getaway car.<\/p>\n The departing employee<\/span> then used said car for a quick getaway.\u00a0 He drove the vehicle a short distance away, around the corner and parked it in a hidden location.<\/p>\n Let\u2019s just say our criminal \u201cmasterminds\u201d weren\u2019t exactly expecting that turn of events.\u00a0 When the Dumbass Dastardly Duo ran out with their loot and found their getaway car missing, they panicked.\u00a0 They then fled on foot to a nearby field, where they were later captured by police.<\/p>\n The police recommend cooperation with the robbers in such a case.\u00a0 Personally, I think the scared but quick-thinking employee who departed with the getaway car had precisely the right idea.<\/p>\n The Refreshments were right – “. . . the world is full of stupid people<\/a>“.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"