{"id":35717,"date":"2013-05-19T09:27:24","date_gmt":"2013-05-19T13:27:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=35717"},"modified":"2013-06-12T21:30:18","modified_gmt":"2013-06-13T01:30:18","slug":"ever-wondered-what-that-proverbial-bag-of-ass-really-looks-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=35717","title":{"rendered":"Ever Wondered What That Proverbial &#8220;Bag of Ass&#8221; Really Looks Like?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Most of us have heard the phrase, &#8220;looks like a bag of ass&#8221;.  But what does one look like?<\/p>\n<p>Here ya go &#8211; take a look.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Bag_of_Ass_Photo_Redacted-e1368919916758.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-35699\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Bag_of_Ass_Photo_Redacted-e1368919916758.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"544\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>At first glance, maybe not that bad.\u00a0 Until you look a bit closer at a couple of things.<\/p>\n<p>Take a good look at the knot in the tie.<\/p>\n<p>Then take a good look at the ribbon rack above his left pocket.<\/p>\n<p>FOIA is in progress. RUMINT is that some of the decorations are legit, but not all of them.<\/p>\n<p>Stay tuned.  More to follow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Most of us have heard the phrase, &#8220;looks like a bag of ass&#8221;. But what does &hellip; <a title=\"Ever Wondered What That Proverbial &#8220;Bag of Ass&#8221; Really Looks Like?\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=35717\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ever Wondered What That Proverbial &#8220;Bag of Ass&#8221; Really Looks Like?<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35717","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35717","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35717"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35717\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}