{"id":35709,"date":"2013-05-18T13:27:48","date_gmt":"2013-05-18T17:27:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=35709"},"modified":"2013-05-18T13:29:00","modified_gmt":"2013-05-18T17:29:00","slug":"theres-an-app-for-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=35709","title":{"rendered":"There&#8217;s an app for that"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/parachute-tree.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/parachute-tree-300x201.jpg\" alt=\"parachute tree\" width=\"300\" height=\"201\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-35710\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/parachute-tree-300x201.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/parachute-tree.jpg 634w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Pictured above is a young Fallschirmj\u00e4ger who couldn&#8217;t find the drop zone during a recent joint military exercise near the town of Dueren in Germany. Subsequently, he had to be rescued by the local firefighters before he could finish his part of the exercise. Take it from one who has had his share of tree landings, we have a way of overcoming this obstacle &#8211; we merely deploy our reserve parachutes and climb down the outside (climbing down the inside of the reserve has it&#8217;s own shortfalls) of the parachute. The reserve provides a thirty-foot avenue of escape from your leafy prison. And usually much more preferred than ending up in the pages of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-2324917\/German-parachutist-left-red-faced-rescued-tree-firefighters.html\">UK&#8217;s Daily Mail<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to COB6 for the link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pictured above is a young Fallschirmj\u00e4ger who couldn&#8217;t find the drop zone during a recent joint &hellip; <a title=\"There&#8217;s an app for that\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=35709\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">There&#8217;s an app for that<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[84],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-military-issues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35709"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35709\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}