{"id":35557,"date":"2013-05-11T16:34:20","date_gmt":"2013-05-11T20:34:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=35557"},"modified":"2013-05-11T16:51:49","modified_gmt":"2013-05-11T20:51:49","slug":"nanny-bloombergs-comeuppance-part-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=35557","title":{"rendered":"Nanny Bloomberg’s Comeuppance, Part II"},"content":{"rendered":"

We all know about the idiot<\/del> good Mayor of NYC, Michael “I’m Your Nanny” Bloomberg.\u00a0 You know – that Mayor who blames all the world’s problems on privately-owned guns, Big Gulp sodas, and trans-fats?\u00a0 Who mistrusts people and thinks personal freedom is a “tool of the devil” – so people can’t be trusted to decide for themselves what to do?\u00a0 The Mayor who seems to\u00a0 view the concepts of freedom and personal responsibility with distain?<\/p>\n

Hell, Bloomberg’s such a joke that even the Daily Currant has satirized<\/a> his “control freak” nature and policies.\u00a0 Everyone with even half a brain knows he’s nothing but a freedom-hating blowhard who has more dollars than working brain cells.<\/p>\n

Well, it seems someone else decided a little more satire regarding Bloomberg was in order.\u00a0 A NYC bakery called “House of Cupcakes” has come up with a cupcake in Hizoner’s honor.\u00a0 And it’s not your run-of-the-mill cupcake, either.<\/p>\n

It “weighs in” at nearly 36,000 calories – the caloric equivalent of over 10 pounds of body fat<\/em>.\u00a0 From an article about the “Mayor Bloomberg”<\/a> cupcake:<\/p>\n

“Its got over 12 pounds of sugar, five pounds of butter, four pounds of flour, six cups of cocoa powder, 24 eggs, two cups of milk,\u201d owner and cupcake creator Ron\u00a0Bzdewk told WCBS 880?s Marla Diamond.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

The best part?\u00a0 The article about the Mayor Bloomberg cupcake is not satire<\/em><\/span>. This really happened.<\/p>\n

Well done, Mr. Bzdwek.\u00a0 IMO this couldn’t have happened to “honor” a more deserving blowhard control freak.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We all know about the idiot good Mayor of NYC, Michael “I’m Your Nanny” Bloomberg.\u00a0 You … Nanny Bloomberg’s Comeuppance, Part II<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[82,47,155],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gun-grabbing-fascists","category-liberals-suck","category-shitbags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35557"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35557\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}