{"id":35535,"date":"2013-05-10T11:37:24","date_gmt":"2013-05-10T15:37:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=35535"},"modified":"2013-05-10T11:37:24","modified_gmt":"2013-05-10T15:37:24","slug":"storage-locker-wars-get-serious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=35535","title":{"rendered":"Storage locker wars get serious"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nj.com\/news\/index.ssf\/2013\/05\/police_detonate_suspicious_ves.html#comments\">pawnshop owner in Clinton, NJ<\/a> found a vest in his inventory that he bought from a storage locker. The vest had wires and batteries sticking out, so he called the police. Always up for some drama, the police blew the vest up;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The explosion rocked a portion of downtown Clifton early Friday.<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>A four-block area was evacuated Thursday night as bomb squad members inspected and destroyed the device.<\/p>\n<p>No injuries were reported.<\/p>\n<p>Police have not yet identified what the device was or who it belonged to.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Now, I don&#8217;t have to justify my budget to anyone, so I get to speculate rationally. And I&#8217;m guessing it&#8217;s one of those <a href=\"http:\/\/activheat.com\/\">hunting vests<\/a> that have a heating device in it. I might have arrived at that conclusion well before someone decided to blow it up.<\/p>\n<p>KenW sent us that link and he said that his thoughts were that some terrorist hadn&#8217;t got his BAQ this month so he pawned his suicide vest to buy Pampers for the crumb-snatchers. He also said that there&#8217;s a Duffel Blog article in there somewhere. Or someone might have booby-trapped their storage locker misunderstanding what &#8220;Storage Wars&#8221; mean.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A pawnshop owner in Clinton, NJ found a vest in his inventory that he bought from &hellip; <a title=\"Storage locker wars get serious\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=35535\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Storage locker wars get serious<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-who-knows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35535\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}