{"id":35330,"date":"2013-04-29T08:56:10","date_gmt":"2013-04-29T12:56:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=35330"},"modified":"2013-04-29T08:59:15","modified_gmt":"2013-04-29T12:59:15","slug":"rivera-faces-court-martial","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=35330","title":{"rendered":"Rivera faces court martial"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Kimberly-Rivera.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Kimberly-Rivera-300x168.jpg\" alt=\"Kimberly-Rivera\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-35331\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Kimberly-Rivera-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Kimberly-Rivera.jpg 464w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I first <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=6667\">wrote about Kimberly Rivera <\/a>back on New Year&#8217;s Day 2009. She deserted while on mid-tour leave from Iraq. I&#8217;m sure her flight to Canada didn&#8217;t hinder our mission there, but it&#8217;s the idea that she up-and-left while her unit was waiting for her to come back and scrub the porta-potties and supervise the burn pit. But Canada has been trying to eject her baby-factory ass for the last four years. I guess she&#8217;s finally left and now she&#8217;s facing a court martial according to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gazette.com\/articles\/canada-154060-soldier-monday.html\">Colorado Springs Gazette<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A Fort Carson soldier who became the first woman to flee to Canada to avoid a second tour in Iraq will face a court martial Monday.<\/p>\n<p>Pfc. Kimberly Rivera, who is assigned to the post\u2019s 4th Infantry Brigade Combat Team is charged with desertion.<\/p>\n<p>Rivera went to Canada in February 2007 after saying she could no longer support the mission in Iraq, where she had served a year earlier, The Associated Press reported.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yeah, it wasn&#8217;t the war. Her over-nourished husband got tired of taking care of his progeny while she went to Iraq &#8211; by the way, he talked her into joining the Army while they were living on her parents&#8217; basement and squirting out babies while they both worked at WalMart. They took the signing bonus that she got for joining the Army and spent it on a leather couch which they abandoned when they went to Canada where she continued squirting out babies at Canadian taxpayer expense. <\/p>\n<p>According to her interview in Marie Claire, she went to Canada because her plus-sized husband was pouting while he played his video games while she was home on leave, so she decided to abscond. If it was up to me, her husband would be on trial along side her, because he is a huge waste of skin and he&#8217;s as much at fault for this as Kimberly. <\/p>\n<p>But they&#8217;re both shitbags. I wonder if he&#8217;ll pout when he takes the kids to see Mom in the brig.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to TSO for the link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I first wrote about Kimberly Rivera back on New Year&#8217;s Day 2009. She deserted while on &hellip; <a title=\"Rivera faces court martial\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=35330\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Rivera faces court martial<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[155],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shitbags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35330\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}