{"id":35180,"date":"2013-04-18T16:43:26","date_gmt":"2013-04-18T20:43:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=35180"},"modified":"2013-04-18T22:33:04","modified_gmt":"2013-04-19T02:33:04","slug":"folks-you-just-aint-gonna-believe-this-sh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=35180","title":{"rendered":"Folks, You Just Ain\u2019t Gonna Believe This Sh. . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TAH readers have heard about the Denver brewery that made <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33470\">Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout<\/a> famous.\u00a0 Well, they\u2019ve been outdone.<\/p>\n<p>I do not recommend clicking the links which follow if you&#8217;re eating, are about to, or just ate.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/leisure\/2013\/04\/18\/elephant-dung-beer-sells-out-almost-immediately\/\">Provided without comment<\/a>, except to say that I don\u2019t care how thirsty I am:\u00a0 OH HELL NO.<\/p>\n<p>Ditto goes for their <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/leisure\/2012\/12\/07\/gimmick-or-gastronomy-elephant-herd-in-thailand-leaving-its-mark-on-exotic\/\">coffee produced via the same process<\/a>.\u00a0 I could be coming off 72-hrs straight without sleep with 24 more to go, no coffee for a week before that, and needing to personally handle explosives in the next hour \u2013 and the answer on that is still OH HELL NO, too.<\/p>\n<p>PT Barnum was definitely right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TAH readers have heard about the Denver brewery that made Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout famous.\u00a0 Well, &hellip; <a title=\"Folks, You Just Ain\u2019t Gonna Believe This Sh. . . .\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=35180\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Folks, You Just Ain\u2019t Gonna Believe This Sh. . . .<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,26,170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-blather","category-who-knows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35180"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35180\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}