{"id":35167,"date":"2013-04-18T07:52:03","date_gmt":"2013-04-18T11:52:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=35167"},"modified":"2013-04-18T07:52:03","modified_gmt":"2013-04-18T11:52:03","slug":"oh-noes-phony-veterans-of-foreign-wars-fight-back-against-military-bloggers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=35167","title":{"rendered":"Oh noes; Phony Veterans Of Foreign Wars Fight Back Against Military Bloggers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.duffelblog.com\/2013\/04\/military-fakers-fight-back-against-milbloggers\/\">The Duffel Blog<\/a>, that satire website, uncovers a satirical organization of military phonies who are organizing to come after us;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cBecause of these milbloggers\u2019 relentless assault on our First Amendment-protected right to lie about brief, unglamorous or nonexistent military service,\u201d PVFW chairman Michael Spurwick told reporters, \u201cseveral of our members have suffered irreparable damage to their reputations, and a few have even had their businesses and careers ruined, after being exposed as frauds. Something had to be done.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Spurwick, a former Army sergeant, who was promoted to General before retiring as a Captain, has a long and impressive career of made-up military service.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe lost a lot of good men out there,\u201d Spurwick said. \u201cI don\u2019t really like to talk about it.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>There is an element of truth to this, of course. Some of our phonies are trying to organize, but they suck at everything, so we&#8217;re not worried. but read the rest of this excellent satire.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Duffel Blog, that satire website, uncovers a satirical organization of military phonies who are organizing &hellip; <a title=\"Oh noes; Phony Veterans Of Foreign Wars Fight Back Against Military Bloggers\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=35167\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Oh noes; Phony Veterans Of Foreign Wars Fight Back Against Military Bloggers<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[92],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35167"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35167\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}