{"id":35139,"date":"2013-04-16T12:17:27","date_gmt":"2013-04-16T16:17:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=35139"},"modified":"2013-04-16T12:17:27","modified_gmt":"2013-04-16T16:17:27","slug":"tso-the-militant-beard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=35139","title":{"rendered":"TSO; the militant beard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/TSO-fighting-position.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/TSO-fighting-position-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"TSO fighting position\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-35140\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/TSO-fighting-position-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/TSO-fighting-position-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/TSO-fighting-position.jpg 1224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>TSO&#8217;s beard sent us this picture and sent word that if we don&#8217;t force TSO to go home and play WoW for hours, the beard is shooting down an Apache in  retaliation&#8230;or something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TSO&#8217;s beard sent us this picture and sent word that if we don&#8217;t force TSO to &hellip; <a title=\"TSO; the militant beard\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=35139\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">TSO; the militant beard<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bloggers-and-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}