{"id":35053,"date":"2013-04-11T18:09:40","date_gmt":"2013-04-11T22:09:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=35053"},"modified":"2013-04-11T18:35:19","modified_gmt":"2013-04-11T22:35:19","slug":"bite-me-wants-to-take-your-ferrari","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=35053","title":{"rendered":"Bite Me wants to take your Ferrari"},"content":{"rendered":"

Chief Tango and Frederik sent us links to an article<\/a> about Joe Bite Me, the biggest moron on this planet or any other as far as I can tell. I’m not sure what the Hell he’s talking about, but I think he’s coming to take my Ferrari from me, or something;<\/p>\n

Later in the segment, Biden touched upon his own experience with guns, recalling his father\u2019s gun collection. To that point, he noted that the debate surrounding guns used to deal almost exclusively with hunters. But now we have a group of non-hunting gun owners.<\/p>\n

\u201cThere is a whole new sort of group of individuals now\u2026that never hunt at all,\u201d Biden said. \u201cBut they own guns for one of two reasons \u2014 self-protection, or they just like the feel of that AR-15 at the range.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThey like the way it feels,\u201d he added. \u201cIt\u2019s like driving a Ferrari, you know. And so my impression is there\u2019s not the same sort of cultural norm about gun ownership with a lot of people who are buying guns now.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Yeah, I’m guessing that Bite Me’s father didn’t do much hunting with his collection either. But it’s OK for his father to have a collection but not the rest of us. And as far as Bite Me’s feelings go, I wouldn’t trust his finger on the cultural pulse of this country, either. I’m sure that he knows why people are buying guns about as much as I understand the gay marriage issue.<\/p>\n

I like the feel of an AR because it reminds me how I spent half of my adult life. And Bite Me wouldn’t understand that – if he wants the feel of how he spent half of his adult life, all he has to do is a cranial-rectal inversion.<\/p>\n

I used to hunt at every opportunity, but not anymore. Now I have a collection of weapons – you know like Bite Me’s father’s collection. <\/p>\n

Man, I hope that retard gets the presidential nomination in 2016. But knowing the GOP, he’ll probably be their nominee.<\/p>\n

Added:<\/strong> I think Harry Reid is trying to make Bite Me look smart. From Twitchy<\/a>;<\/p>\n

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