{"id":34955,"date":"2013-04-06T14:15:48","date_gmt":"2013-04-06T18:15:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=34955"},"modified":"2013-04-06T14:15:48","modified_gmt":"2013-04-06T18:15:48","slug":"kim-jong-un-scares-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34955","title":{"rendered":"Kim Jong Un scares me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, I wasn&#8217;t scared before, but I am now;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"300\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" src=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-srv\/video\/videoEmbed.html?uuid=9a2f0602-5453-4621-abfd-689d36c80e95&#038;noheadline=0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Without the gun, I thought he was just a little fat kid, but now that I see him with a scary black gun, he looks so dangerous, so grown up. <\/p>\n<p>Naw, just kidding. He&#8217;s still a punk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, I wasn&#8217;t scared before, but I am now; Without the gun, I thought he was &hellip; <a title=\"Kim Jong Un scares me\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34955\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Kim Jong Un scares me<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[214],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34955","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-north-korea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34955","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34955"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34955\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}