{"id":34918,"date":"2013-04-04T07:29:54","date_gmt":"2013-04-04T11:29:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=34918"},"modified":"2013-04-04T07:29:54","modified_gmt":"2013-04-04T11:29:54","slug":"norks-are-coming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34918","title":{"rendered":"Norks are coming!"},"content":{"rendered":"

According to the Associated Press<\/a>, the North Korean leader, Needle Dick; the Bug F*cker, has given his military the equally impotent permission to attack US and South Korean militaries in South Korea;<\/p>\n

North Korea warned early Thursday that its military has been cleared to attack the U.S. using “smaller, lighter and diversified nuclear” weapons, while the U.S. said it was strengthening protection in the region and seeking to defuse the situation.<\/p>\n

Despite the intense rhetoric, analysts do not expect a nuclear attack by North Korea, which knows the move could trigger a destructive, suicidal war that no one in the region wants. It’s not believed to have the ability to launch nuclear-tipped missiles, but its other nuclear capabilities aren’t fully known.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

According to the Washington Beacon<\/a>, China is gearing up for a possible reopening of hostilities in the war that has been fairly stagnant for 60 years;<\/p>\n

The Obama administration, meanwhile, sought to play down the Chinese military buildup along the border with Beijing’s fraternal communist ally despite the growing danger of conflict following unprecedented threats by Pyongyang to attack the United States and South Korea with nuclear weapons. <\/p>\n

[…]<\/p>\n

The buildup appears linked to North Korea’s March 30 announcement that it is in a “state of war” with South Korea after the United Nations imposed a new round of sanctions following the North’s Feb. 12 nuclear test and because of ongoing large-scale joint U.S.-South Korea military exercises. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I can’t help but feel a little excited at the potential of millions of North Koreans presenting themselves as targets here. It’s the next best thing to the Zombie Epoch. I hope they wait until I can sight in my new Model 700. But I do have aiming stakes set up for the potential drop zone that my deck overlooks – it’s going to happen just like “Red Dawn”, right?<\/p>\n

I hate to bring you down, but it’s probably all bluster. I’m pretty sure that the Obama Administration is loading up a plane right now with bags of money that Jimmy Carter can deliver to ND;tBF.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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