{"id":34893,"date":"2013-04-02T07:43:33","date_gmt":"2013-04-02T11:43:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=34893"},"modified":"2013-04-02T07:43:33","modified_gmt":"2013-04-02T11:43:33","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-97","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34893","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

Capt. Crazy Eyes is back on the DUmpster <\/a><\/p>\n

But don’t call us commies. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Anti-abortion = Sharia Law <\/a> <\/p>\n

You 2A clingers are idiots who don’t unnerstand the Constipulation<\/a> <\/p>\n

…but only if you drive a Jeep Wrangler. <\/a> <\/p>\n

The good news is that this frees her up to flash her tits in another crappy movie. <\/a><\/p>\n

Republicans hate those who no speaky de English.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Clueless <\/a> <\/p>\n

Yes, because government can cure HIV spread via the dentist. <\/a><\/p>\n

Stupidest question ever asked, maybe. Oh, and hooters. <\/a><\/p>\n

The gate to hell is in Turkey. Like you guys didn’t suspect that already. <\/a> <\/p>\n

I love spring. It’s when the liberals come out, see their shadow, and then bash the military for another 9 months. <\/a> <\/p>\n

And now we’re also responsible for atrocities in North Korea. Nice. <\/a><\/p>\n

This is something I can get my hands around. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Head Munchkin says that California isn’t in trouble…say what?<\/a> <\/p>\n

Thanks for reminding me that Chicago is a pus filled abscess. <\/a><\/p>\n

This is the Jews fault, somehow. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Interstate communists<\/a> <\/p>\n

Red states are taxing <\/a> <\/p>\n

Paging Mark Potok <\/a> <\/p>\n

Liberals finally find a religious leader they only sort of hate a little less than usual. <\/a><\/p>\n

Test-acles. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Lil’ Kim and the incoming coup? <\/a> <\/p>\n

Fifty shades of ghey, <\/a><\/p>\n

Sort of puts a new spin on the old ‘pu-pu’ platter.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Keynesian from the Kenyan <\/a> <\/p>\n

Read a book you idiot! Legalize pot! It’s the Zionists fault! Ban the Post Office! Open up Area 51! Where’s my Star Wars collectables??? <\/a> <\/p>\n

If you’re laughing at your own jokes, well…<\/a> <\/p>\n

Blame Bush…2013 Edition. <\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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