{"id":34869,"date":"2013-04-03T05:00:51","date_gmt":"2013-04-03T09:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=34869"},"modified":"2013-04-03T07:44:28","modified_gmt":"2013-04-03T11:44:28","slug":"gimme-yer-worst-saved-by-the-bell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34869","title":{"rendered":"Gimme Yer Worst \u2013 “Saved By the Bell”"},"content":{"rendered":"

The penultimate list follows.\u00a0 These were all mondo<\/em> bad \u2013 and as at least one TAH commenter put\u00a0it, some of them even pegged the proverbial \u201cgaydar\u201d \u2013 but all IMO had some redeeming value that kept them off the Playlist From Hell.<\/p>\n

Here ya go \u2013 the list of suggestions that was \u201csaved by the bell\u201d:<\/p>\n

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Submitted by Ex-PH2:\u00a0 Cheerleading (Fatherhood Involvement)<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.bing.com\/videos\/search?q=fatherhood.gov+cheerleader&mid=627C3BFE3D4DB7305D58627C3BFE3D4DB7305D58&view=detail&FORM=VIRE2<\/a><\/p>\n

Rationale:\u00a0 Way too funny for any Playlist From Hell.<\/p>\n

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Twist:\u00a0 Toni Basil \u2013 Micky<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=LSfnopkT37I<\/a><\/p>\n

Discussion:\u00a0 Yeah, the tune is bad \u2013 bad enough to make you want to jam pencils in your ears.\u00a0 But the video has some nice eye candy (for guys, anyway).\u00a0 Eye candy was good enough IMO to keep it off the PFH – barely.<\/p>\n

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Submitted by Twist:\u00a0 1985 Chicago Bears – Super Bowl Shuffle<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=2B74ii2F0Bw<\/a><\/p>\n

Rationale:\u00a0 Too much of a \u201cperiod piece\u201d, not a serious musical effort \u2013 and too much humor value.<\/p>\n

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Submitted by Twist, jft:\u00a0 Samwell – What What (in the Butt)<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU<\/a> (NSFW)<\/p>\n

Rationale:\u00a0 Had to put this in the \u201cSome Redeeming Qualities\u201d bin.\u00a0 Doesn’t appeal to me, but there’s a segment of the population out there that would find watching it and\/or it’s subject matter . . . entertaining.\u00a0 It seems campy as hell to me, too. \u00a0In any case – yeah, that\u2019s pretty close to Playlist material.\u00a0 Just not quite there.\u00a0 YMMV.<\/p>\n

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Submitted by Hondo:\u00a0 Hot Legs\/10cc – Neanderthal Man (later studio version)<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=wiWu7Csn2HY&list=PL33E8DD27BCFBDF3F&index=1<\/a><\/p>\n

Rationale:\u00a0 Eye candy near the end gives it just enough redeeming value.\u00a0 Barely.\u00a0 Maybe.\u00a0 I damn near put this on the Playlist From Hell anyway \u2013 the audio sounds even worse IMO than the older live video, and the guys looked even dorkier after they got older and reinvented themselves as 10cc.<\/p>\n

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Submitted by Hondo:\u00a0 Weird Al Yankovic \u2013 Ricky<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=6ZlLQLFq_H4<\/a><\/p>\n

Rationale:\u00a0 Too obvious a spoof, and too funny, to make the Playlist From Hell.<\/p>\n

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Submitted by Ex-PH2:\u00a0 Creepy Old Guy lip-synching Roy Orbison\u2019s \u201cPretty Woman\u201d<\/p>\n

http:\/\/videogum.com\/65392\/the_creepy_old_man_sings_prett\/music-related-content\/<\/a><\/p>\n

Rationale:\u00a0 The creep factor and\/or humor makes this inappropriate for any Playlist From Hell.\u00a0 And the music is damned good, anyway.\u00a0 The late Roy Orbison had a wonderful voice, and indeed could write.<\/p>\n

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Submitted by Twist:\u00a0 Rodney Carrington \u2013 Hey Penis<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=djYz6p3i-t0<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 (NSFW)<\/p>\n

Almost put this on the \u201cnot qualifying\u201d list \u2013 it\u2019s not bad at all, and has serious comedy value.\u00a0 I decided to put it here because it\u2019s simply funny as hell.\u00a0 By the way:\u00a0 the Official Cartoon Version<\/a> is even better \u2013 and is just as NSFW as this version, if not even more NSFW.\u00a0 (smile)<\/p>\n

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Submitted by MCPO NYC USN (Ret):\u00a0 Valley Girl Sung in Hebrew<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=JGOBZloBcF4<\/a><\/p>\n

Rationale:\u00a0 This one IMO was kinda worthwhile from a novelty\/humor perspective.\u00a0 I\u2019m giving this version a pass on going on the Playlist From Hell.<\/p>\n

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Submitted by Twist:\u00a0 ?????? – Midget Indian Dancing<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=gq\u2013g4zIuNA<\/a><\/p>\n

Rationale:\u00a0 Simply too funny for any Playlist From Hell.\u00a0 And the little guy can dance, too!<\/p>\n

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Submitted by MCPO NYC USN (Ret):\u00a0 Vat19 \u2013 Das Beer Boot<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/vat19com?v=zuDtACzKGRs<\/a><\/p>\n

Rationale:\u00a0 Oh God.\u00a0 Truly Mondo Bad<\/i> \u2013 but also absolutely freaking hilarious. I cannot in good conscience put this on any Playlist From Hell.\u00a0 You\u2019re not supposed to enjoy stuff on a Playlist From Hell, and anyone who doesn\u2019t laugh at this one IMO has a seriously broken sense of humor.<\/p>\n

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Submitted by Ex-PH2:\u00a0 Local TV Station comedy video:<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=r9sbM5HdRHM<\/a><\/p>\n

It\u2019s simply not bad enough for the Playlist From Hell, and is actually pretty funny.\u00a0 I thought it belonged here instead.<\/p>\n

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Submitted by Twist:\u00a0 \u00adSparta (Mean Little Kitty)<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo<\/a><\/p>\n

Rationale:\u00a0 Too funny for any Playlist From Hell.\u00a0 And that dude is seriously na\u00efve about cats \u2013 pretty much all cats are like that when they\u2019re kittens.<\/p>\n

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Submitted by PFDRbrendan:\u00a0 Dead Cat Bounce –\u00a0 \u201cMidget\u201d<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=kX1BdMwdrL8<\/a>\u00a0 (possibly NSFW?\u00a0 I didn\u2019t see it, but maybe some places it would be)<\/p>\n

Rationale:\u00a0 Tune\u2019s not that bad, and it\u2019s kinda funny.\u00a0 I thought it had redeeming comedy value.<\/p>\n

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Submitted by Heidi:\u00a0 Right Said Fred special \u2013 Stick It Out<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=1fCFa063wXs<\/a><\/p>\n

Rationale:\u00a0 Intentionally stupid, intentionally funny \u2013 which gives it some value.\u00a0 Not PFH material IMO.<\/p>\n

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Submitted by MCPO NYC USN (Ret):\u00a0\u00a0 Eli Braden – “GAY RAY, THE REGGAE GAY (THE HOMOSEXUAL RASTA)”<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=6guC8JmYuIw<\/a><\/p>\n

Rationale:\u00a0 Like Vat19\u2019s \u201cDas Beer Boot\u201d, it\u2019s simply too damn funny for any Playlist From Hell.<\/p>\n

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Submitted by Twist:\u00a0 Men Without Hats \u2013 Safety Dance (the \u201cTrue Lyrics\u201d version)<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=zZaiB9jYCxI<\/a><\/p>\n

Rationale:\u00a0 Absolutely freaking hilarious.\u00a0 Way<\/span> too damn funny for any Playlist From Hell.<\/p>\n

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Submitted by mattinnc:\u00a0 Gerardo Mej\u00eda – Rico Suave<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Nx64_N4AA04<\/a><\/p>\n

Rationale:\u00a0 Too much nice eye candy \u2013 even if it\u2019s pretty bad otherwise.<\/p>\n

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Submitted by EdUSMCLeg:\u00a0 Benny Lava – Buffalax<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=cOIKb482AoE<\/a><\/p>\n

Rationale:\u00a0 Yeah, the song is bad \u2013 but the subtitles are too funny and (male perspective) the eye candy is too good for a Playlist From Hell.<\/p>\n

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Submitted by Just Plain Jason:\u00a0 Sweet Brown \u2013 Ain\u2019t Nobody Got Time for That<\/p>\n

http:\/\/youtu.be\/Nh7UgAprdpM<\/a><\/p>\n

Rationale:\u00a0 Actually listenable, and IMO it was kinda funny.\u00a0 I thought it belonged here instead of the PFH.<\/p>\n

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OK, that’s it.\u00a0 One more list to come.<\/p>\n

Tomorrow:\u00a0 the TAH Playlist From Hell.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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