{"id":34847,"date":"2013-03-30T17:53:08","date_gmt":"2013-03-30T21:53:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=34847"},"modified":"2016-09-11T13:40:03","modified_gmt":"2016-09-11T17:40:03","slug":"kenneth-crocheron-of-draper-utah-the-ronald-macdonald-of-stolen-valor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34847","title":{"rendered":"Kenneth Crocheron of Draper, Utah; the Ronald MacDonald of Stolen Valor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>JD Hinton from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.professionalsoldiers.com\/forums\/showthread.php?p=498571#post498571\">Professional Soldiers<\/a> sends over some pictures for your entertainment on this slow news Saturday. The photos are of fake <a href=\"http:\/\/prayformarky.blogspot.com\/2010\/01\/saturday-in-marksroom-today-mark-had.html\">Colonel Kenneth Crocheron<\/a>. Do we really need a FOIA?<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/000_1083.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/000_1083-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"000_1083\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-34848\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/000_1083-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/000_1083-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/000_1083.jpg 1932w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yes, your eyes aren&#8217;t deceiving you &#8211; those are bloused jungle boots with those greens.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Kenneth-Crocheron-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Kenneth-Crocheron-1-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"Kenneth Crocheron 1\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-34849\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Kenneth-Crocheron-1-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Kenneth-Crocheron-1-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Kenneth-Crocheron-1.jpg 1932w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Kenneth-Crocheron-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Kenneth-Crocheron-2-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"Kenneth Crocheron 2\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-34850\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Kenneth-Crocheron-2-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Kenneth-Crocheron-2-682x1024.jpg 682w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Kenneth-Crocheron-2.jpg 1028w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Kenneth-Crocheron-3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Kenneth-Crocheron-3-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Kenneth Crocheron 3\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-34851\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Kenneth-Crocheron-3-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Kenneth-Crocheron-3-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Some folks have already done FOIAs on him, but do we really need one? Take your best shot.<\/p>\n<p><strong>ADDED<\/strong>: Here&#8217;s a bonus shot. It looks like it was taken in a mirror because the &#8220;US&#8221; is inverted;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Fuckstick.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Fuckstick-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Fuckstick\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-34861\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Fuckstick-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Fuckstick.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p><strong>ADDED Again:<\/strong> For those of you who think this is a one-time thing that Crocheron is sorry about, here&#8217;s a photo of him wearing his faker finery on his little motorcycle thingie;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Fuckstick-on-a-bike.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Fuckstick-on-a-bike-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Fuckstick on a bike\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-34892\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Fuckstick-on-a-bike-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Fuckstick-on-a-bike-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Crocheron-FOIA.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-35699\" alt=\"Crocheron FOIA\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Crocheron-FOIA-296x300.jpg\" width=\"296\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Crocheron-FOIA-296x300.jpg 296w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Crocheron-FOIA.jpg 770w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 296px) 100vw, 296px\" \/><\/a><\/center>Yeah, he had a whole four months in service and earned an expert rifle badge. It looks like the Army knew what a jacked-up ass monkey he was before he knew. During the height of the Vietnam War, the Army didn&#8217;t want him. Oh, wait, here&#8217;s the extent of his military training;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Crocheron-training.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-35700\" alt=\"Crocheron training\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Crocheron-training-300x55.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"55\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Crocheron-training-300x55.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Crocheron-training.jpg 775w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center>So there you go&#8230;the real Ken Crocheron story. He deserves all of those medals and badges, so why are you H8ers H8n?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JD Hinton from Professional Soldiers sends over some pictures for your entertainment on this slow news &hellip; <a title=\"Kenneth Crocheron of Draper, Utah; the Ronald MacDonald of Stolen Valor\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34847\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Kenneth Crocheron of Draper, Utah; the Ronald MacDonald of Stolen Valor<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34847","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34847","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34847"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34847\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34847"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34847"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34847"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}