{"id":34812,"date":"2013-03-28T15:23:36","date_gmt":"2013-03-28T19:23:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=34812"},"modified":"2013-03-28T15:23:48","modified_gmt":"2013-03-28T19:23:48","slug":"everythings-better-with-bacon-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34812","title":{"rendered":"Everything&#8217;s Better With Bacon, Right?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/leisure\/2013\/03\/28\/company-releases-new-bacon-flavored-condoms\/\">Posted without comment<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Well, OK &#8211; one comment:\u00a0 I don&#8217;t exactly see them being a big seller in the Middle East. (smile)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Posted without comment. Well, OK &#8211; one comment:\u00a0 I don&#8217;t exactly see them being a big &hellip; <a title=\"Everything&#8217;s Better With Bacon, Right?\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34812\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Everything&#8217;s Better With Bacon, Right?<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34812"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34812\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}