{"id":34616,"date":"2013-03-19T08:20:57","date_gmt":"2013-03-19T12:20:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=34616"},"modified":"2013-03-19T08:20:57","modified_gmt":"2013-03-19T12:20:57","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-95","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34616","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s almost enough to piss off the Pope. <\/a> <\/p>\n

…but I draw the line at midgets and donkeys. <\/a> <\/p>\n

F*ck capitalism…I’m posting this on Facebook, using my iPad! <\/a><\/p>\n

Barrack Satan Obama <\/a><\/p>\n

DUer says they will go shooting to see what it’s like…probably will get possessed by Evil Black Rifle. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Well Regulated <\/a><\/p>\n

Outsourcing rape <\/a> <\/p>\n

Apparently DU is where you go to air your dirty laundry. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Well, if given the choice, who you rather use birth control on? <\/a><\/p>\n

Hundreds of thousands of hundreds of dozens of millions of thousands… <\/a> <\/p>\n


\nReagan was a traitor? <\/a>
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\nTheoretically, that shirt isn’t going to iron itself. <\/a><\/p>\n


\nFunny t-shirt is sexist or something. <\/a> <\/p>\n

…and the North still lies that the war was about abolition. What’s your point. <\/a> <\/p>\n

“Mass” Discrimination. Get it? Mass? Because it’s Catholic. Trust me, it’s funny.<\/a> <\/p>\n

DUer’s pretend they won’t support Obama on something…hilarity ensues. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Sit and Spin Zone <\/a> <\/p>\n

Michelle who? <\/a><\/p>\n

Oh! That Michelle…the one with the nice pokies! <\/a> <\/p>\n

Democrats “own” minorities<\/a> <\/p>\n

Upholding the Constitution apparently makes you an asshole. Go figger. <\/a><\/p>\n

Boehner admits that he and Barry are BFFs <\/a><\/p>\n

Republicans will never be cool enough<\/a> <\/p>\n

Working on his short game <\/a><\/p>\n

Sins of the father <\/a><\/p>\n


\nI see an assload of Democrat donors on that list, Sparky. <\/a> <\/p>\n


\n“Basic income” as an established right? <\/a><\/p>\n

WTF is a non-binary gender? <\/a> <\/p>\n

“…but when WE did it, it was only for empowering people.” <\/a> <\/p>\n

Who’s ready for $10 a gallon gasoline and $15 cheeseburgers? <\/a><\/p>\n

Being black and experiencing racism = automatically liberal?<\/a> <\/p>\n

Rehabing Bobby <\/a><\/p>\n

Conservatives are a buncha pick-up truck drivin’ NASCAR gun shooting rednecks, yuk yuk yuk… <\/a><\/p>\n

Assault Phone <\/a> <\/p>\n

Emasculation of the nation now requires classes on how to raise our boys. Wow. <\/a> <\/p>\n

AR-15s cause global warming. True story.<\/a> <\/p>\n


\n…and the horse you rode in on. <\/a><\/p>\n

Print me out a couple for the range, hoss. <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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