{"id":34537,"date":"2013-03-13T13:09:24","date_gmt":"2013-03-13T17:09:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=34537"},"modified":"2013-03-14T08:07:28","modified_gmt":"2013-03-14T12:07:28","slug":"did-you-have-your-bird-and-hot-snow-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34537","title":{"rendered":"Did you have your bird and hot snow today?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Claymore and MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) sent us this video which was reportedly made by the North Korean government but posted on a Chinese website. It highlights the fact that we have no more birds because we&#8217;ve eaten them all and we relish hot cups of snow and that our building materials (for our tent cities) come from North Korea;<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n<script src=\"http:\/\/player.ooyala.com\/iframe.js#ec=YwMGI1YTrifS7Z-DXcJO2qLZuSVsetG1&#038;pbid=NDcyOWI0M2YyMDdkN2YwODU5Mzc5MDUz\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/sol\/homepage\/news\/4839271\/North-Korean-video-shows-dystopian-America.html\">Daily Sun<\/a> writes;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> The bizarre film shows a dystopian American society where the streets are piled with body-bags and filled with homeless drug addicts.<\/p>\n<p>Most people are forced to live in tents and \u201cbuy guns to kill each other, especially children\u201d, according to the video.<\/p>\n<p>It even shows North Koreans coming to the aid of hapless Americans, with the regime\u2019s camera crew doling out cakes, blankets and \u201cNorth Korean coffee\u201d.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know how many North Koreans will see the video, though, so&#8230;[Dramatic Music]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Claymore and MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) sent us this video which was reportedly made by the &hellip; <a title=\"Did you have your bird and hot snow today?\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34537\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Did you have your bird and hot snow today?<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[177],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dumbass-bullshit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34537","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34537"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34537\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}