{"id":34409,"date":"2013-03-05T07:28:07","date_gmt":"2013-03-05T11:28:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=34409"},"modified":"2013-03-05T07:29:37","modified_gmt":"2013-03-05T11:29:37","slug":"whats-next-pop-tart-control-laws","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34409","title":{"rendered":"What’s Next – Pop-Tart Control Laws?"},"content":{"rendered":"

In Baltimore, People’s Republic of Maryland, a 7 year old kid was recently suspended from school for 2 days for an “inappropriate gesture”.<\/p>\n

His “crime”?\u00a0 Eating a Pop-Tart.\u00a0 While doing so, one of his teachers saw the half-eaten pastry – and thought it was being shaped to look like a gun.<\/em><\/p>\n

I wish I was joking above.\u00a0 Unfortunately, I’m not.<\/a><\/p>\n

We all knew that common sense ceased to be a requirement for public educators years ago.\u00a0 Apparently now working brain cells are no longer required either.<\/p>\n

Completely asinine.\u00a0 But hey – it’s just another public-school example of “your tax dollars at work.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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