{"id":34236,"date":"2013-02-20T08:15:06","date_gmt":"2013-02-20T12:15:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=34236"},"modified":"2013-02-20T08:15:06","modified_gmt":"2013-02-20T12:15:06","slug":"joe-bite-me-is-a-moron","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34236","title":{"rendered":"Joe Bite Me is a moron"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In an interview with Parents Magazine on Google hangout, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtontimes.com\/news\/2013\/feb\/19\/biden-shoots-down-comparison-drug-and-gun-laws\/\">Joe Bite Me<\/a>, who, for some stupid reason has remained the Vice President, urges folks to buy a double-barreled shotgun to protect themselves;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/HHZ7zXLvOkY\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, all you have to do is fire your shotgun out the door of your house and all of the criminals will leave you alone. Like a crackpot. I&#8217;m sure Biden&#8217;s wife, Jill, is concerned about her safety what with all of those Secret Service people hanging around the house. How stupid does he think we are?<\/p>\n<p>Luckily, I don&#8217;t see people flocking to the gun stores to follow Biden&#8217;s advice. He claims to own two shotguns, but I&#8217;m pretty sure that he shouldn&#8217;t have any &#8211; if we&#8217;re serious about getting the guns away from the mentally-incapable.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cI think the vast majority of the American people are serious and responsible, and I think the vast, overwhelming majority of gun owners are responsible and, in fact, keeping a gun out of the reach of children or strangers is just common sense,\u201d he said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>No, Joe, you don&#8217;t think the majority of us are serious or respnsible or we wouldn&#8217;t even be having this discussion. You think we&#8217;re all morons like you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In an interview with Parents Magazine on Google hangout, Joe Bite Me, who, for some stupid &hellip; <a title=\"Joe Bite Me is a moron\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34236\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Joe Bite Me is a moron<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[82],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34236","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gun-grabbing-fascists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34236","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34236"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34236\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}