{"id":33971,"date":"2013-02-03T17:06:51","date_gmt":"2013-02-03T21:06:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=33971"},"modified":"2013-02-03T19:13:41","modified_gmt":"2013-02-03T23:13:41","slug":"for-an-otherwise-kinda-grim-day-a-sunday-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33971","title":{"rendered":"For an Otherwise Kinda Grim Day &#8211; A Sunday Funny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stolen from my own FB post.\u00a0 Please keep in mind that the local weather on my ridge is spawning cabin fever here.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Okay, apparently there is some sort of sporting event later today. There seem to be gangs of mercenaries preparing to do &#8220;battle&#8221; for cities they mostly don&#8217;t live in sponsored by folks who really could care less about who wins?????<\/p>\n<p>Someone PLEASE take moment and explain.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I DO feel my depiction is accurate, but think about the outrage this can\/has\/will engender in many other contexts.<\/p>\n<p>Have fun.<\/p>\n<p>ETA: From the <a href=\"http:\/\/ci-roller.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/super-bowl-2005-who-played.html\" target=\"_blank\">comments because I think I hurt myself <\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I asked the sergeants guarding the beer, \u00a0It was Super Bowl Sunday 2005. This is the most important holiday in the US Army. The Marines have the Marine Corps Birthday, I&#8217;m not sure what the Navy and Air Force have, but the Army has Super Bowl.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You Army guys crack me up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stolen from my own FB post.\u00a0 Please keep in mind that the local weather on my &hellip; <a title=\"For an Otherwise Kinda Grim Day &#8211; A Sunday Funny\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33971\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">For an Otherwise Kinda Grim Day &#8211; A Sunday Funny<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":467,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[172],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33971","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geezer-alert"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33971","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/467"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33971"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33971\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33971"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33971"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33971"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}