{"id":33866,"date":"2013-01-29T11:48:33","date_gmt":"2013-01-29T15:48:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=33866"},"modified":"2013-01-29T11:49:45","modified_gmt":"2013-01-29T15:49:45","slug":"attention-mongers-seasons-greetings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33866","title":{"rendered":"Attention monger&#8217;s seasons greetings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I guess <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=26430\">Steve Jordan<\/a> is missing the attention we gave him last year. He sent us this Christmas card, but it&#8217;s postmarked January 25th &#8211; I&#8217;m a little disappointed that he didn&#8217;t send it sooner so it could rest with the others on my fireplace mantle;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=33867\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-33867\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Steve-Jordan-Christmas-card-300x168.jpg\" alt=\"Steve Jordan Christmas card\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-33867\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Steve-Jordan-Christmas-card-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Steve-Jordan-Christmas-card.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re not the only ones getting off-seasons greeting. ROS sent me <a href=\"https:\/\/m.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=568588209835882&#038;id=552183298143040&#038;set=a.561828817178488.140243.552183298143040&#038;refid=17&#038;ref=stream&#038;_ft_=fbid.568588223169214\">this link<\/a> this morning.<\/p>\n<p>So, thanks, Steve, but you&#8217;re still a douche.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I guess Steve Jordan is missing the attention we gave him last year. He sent us &hellip; <a title=\"Attention monger&#8217;s seasons greetings\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33866\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Attention monger&#8217;s seasons greetings<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33866","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33866","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33866"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33866\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33866"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33866"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33866"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}