{"id":33725,"date":"2013-01-20T08:35:58","date_gmt":"2013-01-20T12:35:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=33725"},"modified":"2013-01-20T08:35:58","modified_gmt":"2013-01-20T12:35:58","slug":"johnny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33725","title":{"rendered":"Johnny"},"content":{"rendered":"

(With apologies to Mr. Kipling and the British Army)<\/em> <\/p>\n

Johnny went public with ‘is boasts, an’ ‘ero without fear,
\n“Til sudden like the Swifties say, “We got a turncoat ‘ere.”
\nThe Libs they just ignored ’em, sayin’ “Ah, it’s all a lie!”
\nThen Johnny’s outted by their ads an’ to myself says I: <\/p>\n

Oh it’s Johnny this an’ Johnny that, ‘e’s the ‘ero of the day.
\nBut it’s wait now, Mr. Kerry, what’s that record really say?
\nThe horns are loudly blowin’ boys as our band begins to play,
\nAn’ it’s goodbye, Mr. Kerry, as they blow your arse away. <\/p>\n

Johnny goes to Cincinnati sober as a man can be,
\nAn’ they give ol’ George a “Bravo Lad!” but John no sympathy.
\nThey give ‘im plain their message, sittin’ silent in the ‘alls,
\nThat when it comes to fightin’ men, they know oo’s got the balls. <\/p>\n

For it’s Johnny this an’ Johnny that, but wait, he might ‘a lied
\nFrom the platform of his campaign train an’ on the Boston tide.
\nHis ship is on the tide, my boys, his ship is on the tide,
\nAn’ it’s plain as day she’s sinkin’ boys, because the turncoat lied. <\/p>\n

Yes Johnny mocked our uniforms that guard you while you sleep.
\nHe cheapened all our medals throwing his upon that heap;
\nAn’ rustlin’ up his phony troops, he led them for a bit,
\nUntil his aspirations and theirs no longer fit. <\/p>\n

Now it’s Johnny this an’ Johnny that, an’ Johnny how’s yer soul,
\nIn that brave front rank of ‘eroes as our drums begin their roll?
\nThe drums begin to roll, my boys, the drums begin to roll,
\nAn’ they’ll keep right on a rollin’ boys, ’til we chuck ‘im in the hole. <\/p>\n

We make no claim as ‘eroes, nor we aren’t no blackguards too,
\nBut ‘onorable men an’ warriors fightin’ once agin for you.
\nAn’ if your ‘ero’s record, our charges soundly taint,
\nThat’s what we’re tryin’ to tell you blokes, your ‘ero ain’t no saint. <\/p>\n

For it’s Johnny this an’ Johnny that, an’ “Check him out, the Loot!”
\nWas ‘e the “Savior of ‘is country” when the guns begin to shoot?
\nNow it’s Johnny’s turn to prove us wrong, an’ make us all out liars,
\nBy signin’ that one eighty form an’ puttin out the fires. <\/p>\n

Oh it’s Johnny this an’ Johnny that, ‘e’s the ‘ero of the day,
\nBut it’s hold on, Mr. Kerry, what’s that record really say?
\nThe horns are loudly blowin’ boys, as our band begins to play,
\n“Cheerio, Old Man,” to Johnny and blows his arse away. <\/p>\n

Wednesday, September 01, 2004<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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