{"id":33605,"date":"2013-01-11T17:17:16","date_gmt":"2013-01-11T21:17:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=33605"},"modified":"2013-01-11T17:19:06","modified_gmt":"2013-01-11T21:19:06","slug":"this-weeks-friday-feel-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33605","title":{"rendered":"This Week\u2019s Friday Feel-Good"},"content":{"rendered":"

This one\u2019s a triple-goodie: a criminal takes a hit, a dog is saved, and a gun-owner uses his gun to protect his abode.\u00a0 It actually happened a bit over a week ago, but I missed writing an article about it then.<\/p>\n

Seems a naked guy climbed up onto the front porch of a house at about 5AM in the \u201cLittle Haiti\u201d section of the greater Miami area. \u00a0The intruder then tried to choke one of the homeowner\u2019s dogs \u2013 a Rottweiler.\u00a0 When the homeowner came to the scene to see what was going on, the intruder \u2013 who was totally naked at the time \u2013 then attacked the homeowner and began choking and biting him<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately for the naked guy, the homeowner was packing heat.\u00a0 He fired twice, hitting the suspect in the foot once. \u00a0This did not deter the intruder, who continued to assault the homeowner.\u00a0 The homeowner attempted to fire a third time, but his gun jammed.<\/p>\n

The homeowner was finally able to pin down his naked attacker and hold him while members of his family called police.\u00a0 He continued to restrain the guy until police arrived.<\/p>\n

When the police arrived, the naked guy tried to bite them too.<\/p>\n

No, I\u2019m not making this stuff up – I\u2019m completely serious<\/a><\/span><\/em>.\u00a0 And yes, other accounts of the incident do indeed indicate that police believe the intruder may have been \u201cunder the influence of drugs\u201d.<\/p>\n

Drugs involved.\u00a0 Gee \u2013 ya think?<\/p>\n

The naked guy \u2013 identified as Jeffery Delice, 20 \u2013 is expected to recover fully.\u00a0 So are the homeowner and the dog.<\/p>\n

However, Delice has a few little legal problems at present.\u00a0 He’s currently charged with \u00a0assault, resisting arrest with violence, lewd and lascivious behavior, and animal cruelty.\u00a0 Delice also has prior arrests \u2013 but no convictions – for possession of marijuana, armed robbery, and assault.<\/p>\n

I guess this is just another case of “overreaction” by one of those gun nuts and their scary, evil guns.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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