{"id":33603,"date":"2013-01-11T16:48:17","date_gmt":"2013-01-11T20:48:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=33603"},"modified":"2013-01-11T16:48:17","modified_gmt":"2013-01-11T20:48:17","slug":"patrick-gabbard-phony-seal-fatboy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33603","title":{"rendered":"Patrick Gabbard: Phony SEAL fatboy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hunter sends us a link to <a href=\"http:\/\/routeclearance.blogspot.com\/2013\/01\/its-stolen-and-i-know-it-again.html\">Route Clearance<\/a> who has busted another phony SEAL. I don&#8217;t know how this pantload thought anyone would believe him anyway;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=33604\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-33604\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Patrick-Gabbard.jpg\" alt=\"Patrick Gabbard\" width=\"192\" height=\"192\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-33604\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Patrick-Gabbard.jpg 192w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Patrick-Gabbard-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 192px) 100vw, 192px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>He also claimed to be the Executive Officer of the USS Alabama, but Route Clearance posts the ship&#8217;s roster. You know he&#8217;s not on it. Of course, Patrick has already threatened to sic the Patriot Act on folks. I figure I can be lawsuit bait, too, since TSO likes these cases so much. Our buddy, Don Shipley, was in on the bust;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I love it when these assholes bring up the National Security thing and CIA covers&#8230; Tell that jerkoff to bring me up on charges&#8230; Don <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I blame easy access to guns and private unregistered sales at gunshows. And violent video games. And an inefficient education system. And Airsoft.<\/p>\n<p>Click over to <a href=\"http:\/\/routeclearance.blogspot.com\/2013\/01\/its-stolen-and-i-know-it-again.html\">Route Clearance<\/a> and read the whole thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hunter sends us a link to Route Clearance who has busted another phony SEAL. I don&#8217;t &hellip; <a title=\"Patrick Gabbard: Phony SEAL fatboy\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33603\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Patrick Gabbard: Phony SEAL fatboy<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33603","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33603","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33603"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33603\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}