{"id":33578,"date":"2013-01-10T16:53:24","date_gmt":"2013-01-10T20:53:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=33578"},"modified":"2013-01-10T16:53:24","modified_gmt":"2013-01-10T20:53:24","slug":"the-original-assault-weapon-on-ebay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33578","title":{"rendered":"The original assault weapon on Ebay"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Country Singer sent us a link to an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ebay.com\/itm\/Assault-Weapon-Cavemans-AR15-Assault-Rock-\/190781941697?&#038;autorefresh=true\">important find on Ebay<\/a>. Apparently someone is willing to part with their Assault Weapon, the Assault Rock 15 (AR15 for you amateurs);<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=33579\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-33579\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Assault-Rock-15-300x157.jpg\" alt=\"Assault Rock - 15\" width=\"300\" height=\"157\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-33579\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Assault-Rock-15-300x157.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Assault-Rock-15.jpg 797w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Here are some of the questions for clarification of the purchase from potential bidders;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> Q: This looks like a Rock River Arms weapon. Can you verify?<br \/>\nA: It is a LaRock Tactical. I only deal in high-end rocks.<\/p>\n<p>Q: I forgot to ask if you will accept payment in imitation crab meat.<br \/>\nA: I am Asian, so yes I would consider it.<\/p>\n<p>Q: Pending an all out assault weapon ban, will this Ar-15 be safe to bury if the government decides to confiscate?<br \/>\nA: If they ban rocks, it&#8217;s time to secede!<\/p>\n<p>Q: Is this the same style assault rock that I see the Palestinians use on TV or a different model?<br \/>\nA: Those are mostly sandstone. This AR15 is metamorphic and thus much denser. Think 45-70 vs. 22LR.<\/p>\n<p>Q: How much carbon build up is present in this AR15 and how easily do you think it can be removed? I would hate for this weapon to jam.<br \/>\nA: It has not yet been carbon-dated but based on the half-life of carbon -14 at ~5750 years, this AR15 will only become more reliable as it ages.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You guys had better jump on this while it lasts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Country Singer sent us a link to an important find on Ebay. Apparently someone is willing &hellip; <a title=\"The original assault weapon on Ebay\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33578\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The original assault weapon on Ebay<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33578","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-who-knows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33578","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33578"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33578\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33578"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33578"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}