{"id":33574,"date":"2013-01-10T12:56:39","date_gmt":"2013-01-10T16:56:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=33574"},"modified":"2013-01-10T13:17:50","modified_gmt":"2013-01-10T17:17:50","slug":"well-this-is-new","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33574","title":{"rendered":"Well, This Is New"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A suspect is in custody in Florida today after attempting &#8211; unsuccessfully &#8211; to rob a convenience store.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, someone trying to rob a convenience store is nothing new.\u00a0 What was novel was the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myfoxdc.com\/story\/20547465\/police-fla-clerks-gun-beats-thiefs-cattle-prod\">would-be robber&#8217;s choice of weapon &#8211; <em>a cattle prod<\/em>.\u00a0 <\/a><\/p>\n<p>Seriously.<\/p>\n<p>The would-be robber,\u00a026-year-old Lance Tomberlin, actually used his cattle prod on the clerk more than once.\u00a0 And it looks like that ended up being his undoing.<\/p>\n<p>You see, the store clerk was exercising his right to &#8220;concealed carry&#8221; &#8211; and decided enough was enough.\u00a0 The clerk produced his pistol.\u00a0 (No word on whether or not the clerk also produced his rapier, or told the would-be robber to &#8220;stand and deliver&#8221;.\u00a0 [smile])<\/p>\n<p>Tomberlin then left the store pronto and was later apprehended by Leon County, FL, sheriff&#8217;s deputies.\u00a0 He is now in custody, awaiting trial on charges of armed robbery and aggravated battery.<\/p>\n<p>Chalk up another crime prevented by those &#8220;gun nuts&#8221; with their &#8220;evil guns&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And no, MCPO NYC &#8211; <em>you<\/em> don&#8217;t get a prize if you can ID the musical reference.\u00a0 (smile)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A suspect is in custody in Florida today after attempting &#8211; unsuccessfully &#8211; to rob a &hellip; <a title=\"Well, This Is New\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33574\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Well, This Is New<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[185,156],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33574","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime","category-guns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33574","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33574"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33574\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}