{"id":33510,"date":"2013-01-05T17:52:47","date_gmt":"2013-01-05T21:52:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=33510"},"modified":"2013-01-05T18:26:24","modified_gmt":"2013-01-05T22:26:24","slug":"john-a-kuykendall-phony-marineghostbuster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33510","title":{"rendered":"John A. Kuykendall; Phony Marine\/Ghostbuster"},"content":{"rendered":"

Scotty sends us<\/a> another of his recent busts, John A. Kuykendall, who claims he retired as a Lieutenant Colonel with 17 years of service and then went into business as a ghostbuster. Here’s his proof;<\/p>\n

\"John<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

The issue date says 1984 and the military wasn’t using those ID cards in 1984. You guys can pick apart the ID card because I’ll admit that I don’t much about them. Like having two Military Police badges on the card. Do the Marines even have police, and if they do, is it called “Military Police”? You guys know more about that than me.<\/p>\n

But he doesn’t seem to know that everything in the military changes sometimes. Here he is in ACUs and if he was in the Marines, I don’t think he’d be wearing an Army uniform. Since he claims he left the service in 2001, he would have had to time travel ahead four years to get some ACUs.<\/p>\n

\"John<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

Well, all of that on top of the fact that he’s a fat f**k, too.<\/p>\n

Well, anyway, the Marines say they’ve never seen his fat ass before;<\/p>\n

\"John<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

He also claims to have an MBA and a master’s degree in biology, but he spells business as “busniess” – twice, so he probably should have majored in spelling words and stuff.<\/p>\n

But you can read the whole spectacle at Scotty’s place<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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