{"id":33470,"date":"2013-01-03T17:13:07","date_gmt":"2013-01-03T21:13:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=33470"},"modified":"2013-01-03T17:45:37","modified_gmt":"2013-01-03T21:45:37","slug":"i-dont-care-if-it-is-the-best-thing-since-the-invention-of-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33470","title":{"rendered":"I Don&#8217;t Care If It IS the Best Thing Since the Invention of Beer . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>. . . my answer is still, &#8220;Uh, no thanks.&#8221;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wynkoop.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Wynkoop Brewing Company\u2019s<\/a> Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout will now be sold nationwide in cans&#8211;available in (what else?) two-packs starting this month.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/leisure\/2013\/01\/03\/bull-testicle-beer-to-be-sold-later-this-month\/\">No, I&#8217;m not kidding<\/a><\/span>.\u00a0 And yes:\u00a0 it is indeed flavored with what its name implies.<\/p>\n<p><em>Edited to add:\u00a0 Here&#8217;s the April Fool&#8217;s Joke video that started this whole brew-haha &#8211; which later turned serious.\u00a0 Enjoy.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/y1fV3edEdfE\" height=\"300\" width=\"500\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>. . . my answer is still, &#8220;Uh, no thanks.&#8221; Wynkoop Brewing Company\u2019s Rocky Mountain Oyster &hellip; <a title=\"I Don&#8217;t Care If It IS the Best Thing Since the Invention of Beer . . .\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33470\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I Don&#8217;t Care If It IS the Best Thing Since the Invention of Beer . . .<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blather","category-who-knows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33470","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33470"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33470\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}