{"id":33170,"date":"2012-12-10T12:37:06","date_gmt":"2012-12-10T16:37:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=33170"},"modified":"2012-12-10T12:37:06","modified_gmt":"2012-12-10T16:37:06","slug":"flesh-wounds-the-absolutely-worst-military-movie-ever-made","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33170","title":{"rendered":"Flesh Wounds; the absolutely worst military movie ever made"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My satellite remote crapped out this weekend, so while I waited for the replacement, I decided that I&#8217;d watch Netflix. Since my favorite movies have to do with the military, I looked for flicks of that genre. I found this totally POS movie &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1461677\/\">Flesh Wounds<\/a>&#8221; which stars Kevin Sorbo. Whoever their military adviser was on this flick should be run out of Hollywood on a rail. To begin with, they get their mission from this colonel;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Flesh-wounds.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Flesh-wounds-300x220.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Flesh wounds\" width=\"300\" height=\"220\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-33171\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Flesh-wounds-300x220.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Flesh-wounds.jpg 585w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Can you find anything correct on his uniform? What you can&#8217;t see is that he has two unit patches on his left shoulder &#8211; both full color. He offers the Sorbo character $150,000\/per man for the operation, like our troops get paid by the mission, not by the month. Their big, scary member of the team is just a fat, flabby POS with fake tattoos. The dialogue is just nasty gay jokes. You can read some of the half-wit dialogue at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1461677\/quotes\">the IMDb link<\/a>. The firefights are a joke. <\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re ever sitting around with your military friends and you want to have a contest counting the mistakes in a war movie, this is the one you want, if they can still see the movie through tears from laughter. I have no idea what the movie is about, I turned it off after the first firefight. <\/p>\n<p>Someone should lose their job over this POS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My satellite remote crapped out this weekend, so while I waited for the replacement, I decided &hellip; <a title=\"Flesh Wounds; the absolutely worst military movie ever made\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33170\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Flesh Wounds; the absolutely worst military movie ever made<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[478],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-none"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33170\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}