{"id":33029,"date":"2012-11-29T12:13:57","date_gmt":"2012-11-29T16:13:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=33029"},"modified":"2012-11-29T15:50:05","modified_gmt":"2012-11-29T19:50:05","slug":"absurd-manning-claim-draws-absurd-response","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33029","title":{"rendered":"Absurd Manning claim draws absurd response"},"content":{"rendered":"

Remember the other day, we mentioned that Breanna Manning threatened to kill itself with the waistband of his Wonder Woman Underoos? Well, apparently some of the folks who were responsible for guarding him thought it was funny, too, according to Sky News<\/a>;<\/p>\n

…the chief legal officer at Quantico at the time, Lieutenant Colonel Christopher Greer, made light of the underwear episode in an email, composing a rhyme in the style of the popular Dr Seuss books.<\/p>\n

The message said: “I can wear them in a box. I can wear them with a fox. I can wear them in the day. I can wear them so I say. But I can’t wear them at night. My comments gave the staff a fright.”<\/p>\n

Marine Colonel Robert Oltman, the officer in charge of security in the brig, responded to the email with the signature, “Sam I am,” another Dr Seuss reference.<\/p>\n

During his court testimony, Mr Coombs asked the security chief if it was “funny to you that Pfc Manning was being stripped at night?”<\/p>\n

“No, it was not, it was a very serious issue,” Col Oltman replied.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

A prisoner had committed suicide a few days before Manning was incarcerated, so I’m sure they took it seriously when Manning said he’d kill himself with his Pooh Bear Underoos. of course, the defense attorney brings this up to garner sympathy for Manning, but, the former soldier is a caricature of what we expect from traitors. He wants everyone to call him Breanna, he licks prison bars and dances in his Finding Nemo underwear, lifts air weights and draws the Code Pink\/VFP clowns like flies to shit. I guess the only thing missing was a Doctor Seuss rhyme. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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