{"id":33008,"date":"2012-11-27T10:24:16","date_gmt":"2012-11-27T14:24:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=33008"},"modified":"2012-11-27T10:24:16","modified_gmt":"2012-11-27T14:24:16","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-80","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33008","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

Pretend Republicans who shop at Home Depot always strike up political conversations with total strangers.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Fauxcahontas is a 1%-er? <\/a> <\/p>\n

You can’t spell ‘douche’ without DU.<\/a> <\/p>\n


\nRocketing to statehood<\/a> <\/p>\n

27 years of ass <\/a> <\/p>\n


\nThe appeal of Obamacare <\/a> <\/p>\n

Maybe if they vibrated?<\/a> <\/p>\n

Facebook comrades<\/a> <\/p>\n

May your chains rest lightly…<\/a> <\/p>\n

Top Chung <\/a> <\/p>\n

Tell it to Charlie Sheen, kid.<\/a> <\/p>\n

…then everyone le’plauded.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Headed South <\/a> <\/p>\n

Remember The Alamo<\/a> <\/p>\n

Let them eat Twinkies.<\/a> <\/p>\n

…reported on MSNBC.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Yeah…it’s the rich people who want you to sit in the dark.<\/a> <\/p>\n

“She’s so smart, she can lie on TV and still get away with it.” <\/a> <\/p>\n

In case you’ve forgotten, you are the ‘enemy’. <\/a><\/p>\n

As if he actually wrote this.<\/a> <\/p>\n

High speed to nowhere.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Cliff? What cliff?<\/a> <\/p>\n

“Obama has been one of the best presidents Israel could hope for…” <\/a><\/p>\n

Socialist worried about what the communist will do to entitlements. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Rice Rice, baby.<\/a> <\/p>\n

An extra $300 a month out of my pocket isn’t “manufactured”, DUmbass. <\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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