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Old Grouch sends us a link to this fellow who seems to be in competition for the “Roundest Marine” with our old buddy the “Round Marine<\/a>“. It entirely possible that Romeo Martinez<\/a> was a Marine at one time, but I doubt very much that he was ever a lieutenant of Marines.<\/p>\n

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Another possibility is that he may have swallowed whole a lieutenant, or there’s a lieutenant buried in one of his chin folds;<\/p>\n

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It’s reassuring that there’s someone for everyone.<\/p>\n

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No one gets a USMC tat without having actually been a Marine, right?<\/p>\n

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