{"id":32916,"date":"2012-11-19T10:19:45","date_gmt":"2012-11-19T14:19:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=32916"},"modified":"2012-11-19T10:19:45","modified_gmt":"2012-11-19T14:19:45","slug":"do-marines-have-weight-standards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32916","title":{"rendered":"Do Marines have weight standards?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Old Grouch sends us a link to this fellow who seems to be in competition for the &#8220;Roundest Marine&#8221; with our old buddy the &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32804\">Round Marine<\/a>&#8220;. It entirely possible that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/romeo.martinez.35\">Romeo Martinez<\/a> was a Marine at one time, but I doubt very much that he was ever a lieutenant of Marines.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Romeo-Martinez-LT.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Romeo-Martinez-LT-222x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Romeo Martinez LT\" width=\"222\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-32917\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Romeo-Martinez-LT-222x300.jpg 222w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Romeo-Martinez-LT.jpg 711w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 222px) 100vw, 222px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Another possibility is that he may have swallowed whole a lieutenant, or there&#8217;s a lieutenant buried in one of his chin folds;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Romeo-Martinez-Fatboy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Romeo-Martinez-Fatboy-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Romeo Martinez Fatboy\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-32918\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Romeo-Martinez-Fatboy-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Romeo-Martinez-Fatboy.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s reassuring that there&#8217;s someone for everyone.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Romeo-Martinez.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Romeo-Martinez-167x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Romeo Martinez\" width=\"167\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-32919\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Romeo-Martinez-167x300.jpg 167w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Romeo-Martinez.jpg 536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 167px) 100vw, 167px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>No one gets a USMC tat without having actually been a Marine, right?<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Lt-Romeo-Martinez-tats.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Lt-Romeo-Martinez-tats-167x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Lt Romeo Martinez tats\" width=\"167\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-32921\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Lt-Romeo-Martinez-tats-167x300.jpg 167w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Lt-Romeo-Martinez-tats.jpg 536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 167px) 100vw, 167px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Old Grouch sends us a link to this fellow who seems to be in competition for &hellip; <a title=\"Do Marines have weight standards?\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32916\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Do Marines have weight standards?<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32916"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32916\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}