{"id":32850,"date":"2012-11-16T02:23:11","date_gmt":"2012-11-16T06:23:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=32850"},"modified":"2012-11-14T17:36:41","modified_gmt":"2012-11-14T21:36:41","slug":"stupid-judge-tricks-part-dammit-i-lost-count","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32850","title":{"rendered":"Stupid Judge Tricks, Part . . . . Dammit, I Lost Count"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it looks like at least one judge in North Carolina must be a long-lost relative of Gomer and Goober Pyle.\u00a0 &#8220;Surprise, surprise, surprise!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Seems as if the town of Brasstown, NC, has an . . . um, unique New Year&#8217;s tradition. Along with the bear stew and musket shooting, each year they have a &#8220;possum drop&#8221; on New Year&#8217;s Eve.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s a &#8220;possum drop&#8221;, you ask? In Brasstown&#8217;s &#8220;possum drop&#8221;, the opossum isn&#8217;t actually dropped at all. Instead, an opossum is humanely captured during hunting season.\u00a0 It&#8217;s kept caged fed and caged until New Year&#8217;s Eve. On New Year&#8217;s Eve, the opossum is suspended in its cage. At midnight, the cage is lowered as part of the town&#8217;s New Year&#8217;s Eve festivities.<\/p>\n<p>Think a low-tech version of the Times&#8217; Square New Year&#8217;s Eve apple drop &#8211; Appalachian Style.\u00a0\u00a0 The opossum is afterwards released back into the wild.<\/p>\n<p>The person who captured the opossum even gets a special permit from the NC Wildlife Resources Commission (WRC).\u00a0 That permit allowed them to display the opossum at his country store between capture and release vice killing it.<\/p>\n<p>Well, that&#8217;s the way it used to work.\u00a0 One less dead opossum during hunting season, who gets well fed and and cared for\u00a0 and then released.\u00a0 Everybody&#8217;s happy, and no harm &#8211; right?<\/p>\n<p>Well that was the case for 20 years or thereabouts. Then PETA got involved.<\/p>\n<p>Predictably, PETA saw all of this as &#8220;cruel treatment&#8221; of the opossum. So they took the state to court. Their argument? The retention of the opossum captured during hunting season was unlawful.<\/p>\n<p>Not surprisingly, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newsobserver.com\/2012\/11\/13\/2481006\/opossum-drop-halted-in-brasstown.html\">PETA managed to find a damn fool appointed as an administrative law judge who agreed with them<\/a> &#8211; specifically, one each Administrative Law Judge Fred Morrison.\u00a0 Morrison ruled that while the animal could indeed have lawfully been killed during hunting season, the state WRC didn&#8217;t have authority to let one be captured and kept temporarily.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cHunters must afford wild animals the same right Patrick Henry yearned for,\u201d Senior Administrative Law Judge Fred Morrison Jr. wrote in his order. \u201c\u2019Give me liberty, or give me death!\u2019\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That&#8217;s right, folks &#8211; the moron posing as a judge actually equated the opossum and Patrick Henry in his &#8220;learned opinion&#8221;.\u00a0\u00a0 Geez.<\/p>\n<p>The NC WRC is presently deciding whether or not to appeal Morrison&#8217;s decision.\u00a0 Otherwise, Morrison&#8217;s moronic opinion stipulates that the opossum must be released within 30 days.<\/p>\n<p>For common sense&#8217;s sake, I certainly hope the WRC appeals this act of judicial idiocy.\u00a0 I hope the appeals court has the common sense to overturn Morrison.\u00a0 And I also hope the appeals court orders PETA to pay the state&#8217;s legal costs incurred in fighting this latest bit of PETA asininity.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it looks like at least one judge in North Carolina must be a long-lost relative &hellip; <a title=\"Stupid Judge Tricks, Part . . . . 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