{"id":32695,"date":"2012-11-05T05:00:34","date_gmt":"2012-11-05T09:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=32695"},"modified":"2012-11-05T05:53:22","modified_gmt":"2012-11-05T09:53:22","slug":"everybody-knows-that-the-world-is-full-of-stupid-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32695","title":{"rendered":"Everybody Knows, That the World Is Full of Stupid People . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And now we know where at least one of them lives:\u00a0 Henderson, NV.<\/p>\n<p>Nevada, like many states, allows early voting.\u00a0 Seems as if one lady in Henderson &#8211; Roxanne Reuben &#8211; decided she\u2019d take advantage and vote early.\u00a0 She did.<\/p>\n<p>She apparently liked the experience.\u00a0 In fact, apparently she liked it so much <em>she tried to do it again the same day &#8211; at a different early voting location<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>There was just one small problem.\u00a0\u00a0 She tried vote both times using her own name.<\/p>\n<p>Oops.<\/p>\n<p>I guess she didn\u2019t realize that some systems do near-real-time updates.\u00a0 And the one used by NV for early voting apparently does that.<\/p>\n<p>She wasn\u2019t allowed to vote the second time.\u00a0 And authorities weren\u2019t too amused by her attempt, either.<\/p>\n<p>Ms. Rubin is now facing felony charges related to her little escapade.\u00a0 Full details can be found in <a href=\"http:\/\/lasvegas.cbslocal.com\/2012\/11\/02\/las-vegas-woman-arrested-after-trying-to-vote-twice\/\">this article<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>What a dumbass.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, it appears she&#8217;s not the only idiot out there.\u00a0 At least one other similar incident is under investigation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And now we know where at least one of them lives:\u00a0 Henderson, NV. Nevada, like many &hellip; <a title=\"Everybody Knows, That the World Is Full of Stupid People . . .\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32695\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Everybody Knows, That the World Is Full of Stupid People . . .<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[186,177],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32695","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2012-election","category-dumbass-bullshit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32695","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32695"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32695\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}