{"id":32643,"date":"2012-10-31T11:00:31","date_gmt":"2012-10-31T15:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=32643"},"modified":"2012-10-31T08:19:56","modified_gmt":"2012-10-31T12:19:56","slug":"peta-proposes-a-memorial","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32643","title":{"rendered":"PETA Wants a Memorial . . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>. . . to commemorate a large number of fish killed in a traffic accident.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, you read that correctly.\u00a0 PETA has asked for a roadside sign to be erected as a memorial <em>for a large number of live fish that died as the result of a traffic accident while on their way to market to be sold as food<\/em>.\u00a0 About 1,600 pounds of sea bass to be precise.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"The \u201cOld Guard\u201d\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ocregister.com\/news\/sign-376051-fish-letter.html\">I&#8217;m not joking<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And before you ask:\u00a0 yes, this indeed happened in the Granola State (&#8220;get rid of the fruits and nuts and all you have left is the flakes&#8221;) &#8211; AKA California.<\/p>\n<p>Idiots.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>. . . to commemorate a large number of fish killed in a traffic accident. Yes, &hellip; <a title=\"PETA Wants a Memorial . . . .\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32643\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">PETA Wants a Memorial . . . .<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[177],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32643","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dumbass-bullshit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32643","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32643"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32643\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}