{"id":32632,"date":"2012-10-30T10:20:51","date_gmt":"2012-10-30T14:20:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=32632"},"modified":"2012-10-30T10:21:16","modified_gmt":"2012-10-30T14:21:16","slug":"a-narcissists-911-bedtime-prayer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32632","title":{"rendered":"A Narcissist&#8217;s 9\/11 Bedtime Prayer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center>Now I  lay me down to sleep.<br \/>\nI  pray those SEALs aren&#8217;t in too deep.<br \/>\nBut if they die before I wake,<br \/>\nI&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ll get a media break.<\/p>\n<p>Now I  lay me down to sleep.<br \/>\nI  hope this doesn&#8217;t turn to (bleep).<br \/>\nLet others watch throughout the night.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve got an early Vegas flight.<\/p>\n<p>Now I  lay me down to sleep.<br \/>\nI  fear the price they&#8217;ll pay is steep.<br \/>\nBut look at it my personal way,<br \/>\nIt won&#8217;t be my most optimal day.<\/p>\n<p>Now I  lay me down to sleep.<br \/>\nI  know my flacks can surely keep<br \/>\nThe truth from getting in the way,<br \/>\nUntil polls close Election Day.<\/p>\n<p>Now I  lay me down to sleep,<br \/>\nTo dream of goals that I must keep;<br \/>\nTo close my ears to all your pleas,<br \/>\nAs I bring America to her knees.<\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray those SEALs aren&#8217;t in too deep. But &hellip; <a title=\"A Narcissist&#8217;s 9\/11 Bedtime Prayer\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32632\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A Narcissist&#8217;s 9\/11 Bedtime Prayer<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":622,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barack-obama"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/622"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32632"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32632\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}