Frankenstorm Edition!! WOOHOO!<\/p>\n
Comodian <\/a> <\/p>\n David who? <\/a> <\/p>\n Hope and Change for the climate <\/a> <\/p>\n Kicking the can down the …oh look, a squirrel! <\/a><\/p>\n …but don’t call them socialists.<\/a> <\/p>\n Vote like your job depends on it.<\/a> <\/p>\n “GTFO” – Gov. Chris Christie <\/a> <\/p>\n The Army lies to get sympathy. True story. <\/a> <\/p>\n Tomb of the Unknown…some DUers say it’s a monument to murder. Hmm.<\/a> <\/p>\n Veteran pacifist defends Tomb of the Unknown. <\/a> <\/p>\n “I don’t always ruin the world’s greatest nation, but when I do…” <\/a><\/p>\n “Hey! I’m an attention whore and something is going to happen tomorrow or the next day! Mark my words!!” <\/a> <\/p>\n End of days! HuffPo and Daily Kos are hard down!!!! OH NOES!!! <\/a> <\/p>\n Yeah, I’m guessing he’s real worried.<\/a> <\/p>\n “Spiritual adviser to a half dozen presidents and registered Democrat can go f*ck himself.” <\/a> <\/p>\n Galluping in the polls and Drudging up hate. <\/a><\/p>\n Blah blah blah…words words…boring.<\/a> <\/p>\n “We knows it! He wants to stealsss the preciousss!!!”<\/a> <\/p>\n Criminals being criminals is no excuse to defend yourself.<\/a> <\/p>\n Rainbows, puppy dogs, concessions to Vladimir Putin…that kind of shit.<\/a> <\/p>\n “And I’m voting for free Obamaphones!”<\/a> <\/p>\n ManBearPig 2012<\/a> <\/p>\n Guns almost as bad as obesity? <\/a> <\/p>\n Does this mean Obama will now have to go back to work? <\/a> <\/p>\n Queuing up the whole “They stole the election!” meme early. <\/a> <\/p>\n