{"id":32616,"date":"2012-10-30T06:01:11","date_gmt":"2012-10-30T10:01:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=32616"},"modified":"2015-06-15T17:19:55","modified_gmt":"2015-06-15T21:19:55","slug":"gary-sanford-raub-the-homeless-gnome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32616","title":{"rendered":"Gary Sanford Raub; the homeless gnome"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=59874\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-59874\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Gary-Raub-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"Gary Raub\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-59874\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Gary-Raub-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Gary-Raub-500x333.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Gary-Raub.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>You guys had <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32609\">fun with Raub yesterday<\/a>, I hope you&#8217;re not tired of him, because Mary at Fake Warrior got his records back yesterday and it seems that eh has no military service according to the National Personnel Records Center;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Raub.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-32617\" title=\"Raub\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Raub.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"386\" height=\"494\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Raub.jpg 386w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Raub-234x300.jpg 234w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 386px) 100vw, 386px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>So I wonder how that commenter who learned her history from Hollywood feels now. See, you guys could have saved all of that time you spent in uniform and just spent it in theater houses and then wander the streets scoring free pot &#8211; because that&#8217;s what veterans do &#8211; well, that&#8217;s what hippies in Seattle think we do anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You guys had fun with Raub yesterday, I hope you&#8217;re not tired of him, because Mary &hellip; <a title=\"Gary Sanford Raub; the homeless gnome\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32616\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Gary Sanford Raub; the homeless gnome<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32616","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32616","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32616"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32616\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}